It sucks so much that USA is balling in everything

[Vincent]

In every important metric I can think of, USA is balling.
Fertility rates? All other industrialized nations with comparable BPI have lower fertility. Hostile neighbors? Literally none, not even anywhere near. They have two fucking gigantic oceans to protect them.
Space? Nearly infinite, their continent is gigantic and they got literally every resource and every climate you could possibly need.
Oil? They have it thanks to fracking.
Army? Biggest army in the world, not even close. Army bases all over the world.
Economic model? Financially most successful financial model in the world, countries all over the world use the Dollar.
Political system? Relatively stable, no military coups, predictible left right left right switch
Rivers? Long rivers all over the country (Good for trade)

It's like they just got the jackpoint spawn position. You literally can't beat them. You can't beat those christcucks.