Imagine Actually Being a Femoid

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Imagine always having a friend to talk to
Imagine not having to worry about your penis size
Imagine just waiting around, waiting for guys to approach you in the dozens
Imagine being given every opportunity to succeed but instead you shake your ass in front of a camera and make more money than you would ever working in Sales or some shit
Imagine never going bald (except in extreme circumstances but still won't matter because some guy would still fuck you)
Imagine being able to accuse someone you don't like of rape so they get sent away
Imagine having 3 chad orbiters you can call to kick someones ass for you and if they die in battle you could just get 3 chads more
Imagine having your dad buy you everything you've ever wanted
Imagine being able to get sex anytime you want

Don't imagine