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Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:02
by Rever
Will you respect me in the morning?
You won't tell your friends, right?
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:02
by Rever
I'm not looking for anyone.
I'm not looking for anyone LIKE YOU.
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:03
by Rever
We need to talk...
I need to complain!
Nod head, go 'uh huh', smile, repeat.
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:04
by Rever
I need to think about it.
No way
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:05
by Rever
We have an off and on relationship
I kept him around until someone BETTER shows up.
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:05
by Rever
Where is this going?
Are we getting married?
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:06
by Rever
No
No
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:07
by Rever
Maybe
No
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:07
by Rever
Let me think about it
No
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:07
by Rever
I feel like I've known you my entire life!
Bingo! We have a Bingo! Will someone make sure this prize does not
get away from me?
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:08
by Rever
No
Yes
Rever's interpretation
You may notice that in the earlier post it was written no means no.
In Hindi which I speak there is only one same word for yesterday and tomorrow so it depends on how the sentence is framed and the rest of sentence to decipher the meaning
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:14
by Rever
Gentlemen, I have concluded that women desire THREE men. One is
the man for her heart, another is the man for her words, and the third is the
man in her arms!
Likewise, the cryptic code of Womanese, whose very utterance causes
men to pace nervously and shakes the foundations of language, divides into
three splinters: The first splinter are words she SAYS she has, the second
are words she THINKS she has, and the third are words for why she
ACTUALLY does it.
Therefore, we must look at Womanese in these three ways. BOLD will
be what the woman is saying. REGULAR TEXT will be what the
Translator is saying. ITALICS will be what Da Pooky is saying.
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:24
by Rever
Do you have a girlfriend?
You are CUTE! Are you on the market?
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:24
by Rever
You are certainly attentive tonight!
Is sex ALL you think about?
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:24
by Rever
Do you love me?
Watch me ask for something expensive.
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:25
by Rever
How much do you love me?
I did something you are NOT going to like.
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:26
by Rever
We need to communicate better.
You need to agree with me more.
Smile, nod head, repeat.
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:26
by Rever
I don’t want to ruin our friendship!
Let me continue to tell you about all the guys I’m sleeping with.
WOMEN are the reason why Nice Guys can’t get laid.
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:27
by Rever
I want HONESTY. No games!
Tell me what I want to hear.
Womanese
Posted: 26 Jul 2025, 23:28
by Rever
I would rather focus on my career.
Focusing on something as boring and dull as her career is MORE
FULFILLING than you’ll ever be.