Womanese

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Copied from the book of pook . It translates womanese into english which can be understood by men.

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It's no surprise that woman speak in another language. They are subtle
creatures, sneaky, devious, and say things in code.
It's time for men to break the code of womanese!
For your reading pleasure, bold will be the woman. Normal text will
be the explanation. Italics will be what the Pook man is saying.

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I'm not looking for a relationship right now
TRANSLATED: I don't want a relationship WITH YOU. Don't even
BOTHER trying to go out with me since I am saying that a relationship
with you and me is already not going to happen.

POOK-MAN SAYS: I was nearby when a woman was giving this
'veiled' rejection to a co-worker. I jumped in, "So if you're not looking for a
relationship, then all you're looking for is SEX, is that it?" Her mouth
dropped, but I continued. "I don't BELIEVE you women! That's the ONLY
thing you have on your minds is SEX, SEX, and MORE SEX! I am looking
for a loving relationship, but NO, you women only want passionate raw
animal sex! Now with me, I find you need to TASTE the other pleasures in
life. So you CAN get your mind off of sex, right?" Her eyes were GLOWING
at me. Funny, she suddenly wanted a relationship with me. Hah!

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POOK-MAN SAYS: I was nearby when a woman was giving this
'veiled' rejection to a co-worker. I jumped in, "So if you're not looking for a
relationship, then all you're looking for is SEX, is that it?" Her mouth
dropped, but I continued. "I don't BELIEVE you women! That's the ONLY
thing you have on your minds is SEX, SEX, and MORE SEX! I am looking
for a loving relationship, but NO, you women only want passionate raw
animal sex! Now with me, I find you need to TASTE the other pleasures in
life. So you CAN get your mind off of sex, right?" Her eyes were GLOWING
at me. Funny, she suddenly wanted a relationship with me. Hah!

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I don't think of you in 'that' way.

My goodness, are you ugly and a sexual dud!

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I think of you as a brother!
-ORYou remind me of my brother!

I would consider sex with you to be incest.

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The kids were bad today.
Obviously, your genes are defective!

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We were both wrong
But you were more wrong!

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This recipe didn't turn out how I expected.

I burned dinner.
Try and complain. I DARE you.

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You don't listen to me!
You don't listen to me!

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Honey, I HATE to interrupt...
As if you were doing anything more important.

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Have you had time to...
Stop what you're doing, get up, and do it RIGHT NOW!

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When you get a chance...
Do this immediately!

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I hate to nag but...
I want you to get off the couch now!

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Of course I don't mind paying for myself.
Cheap date!

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Let's not rush things
I have other prospects.

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I'm not ready to settle down.
I sure as heck don't want to settle down with YOU!

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I enjoy the single life!

I enjoy not being with YOU!

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I need more space!
You're becoming undesirable and unattractive.
This is when you WALK AWAY

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I'm focusing on my 'career'.
My training and studying for my career is extremely boring and
tedious yet more exciting then you'll ever be.