My plan to approach a Megan Fox lookalike in my gym

[Darth_aurelius]

For those of you who haven't been following this absolutely sensational and riveting story of high drama and intrigue, I will refer you to the thread were I retell the tale of my recent gym exploits and the incomparably hot girl who looks like Megan Fox prime except with bigger and more perfectly shaped tits who has routinely been staring at me as I unleash bestial and nigger-tier lifts:

https://mensrights.space/forum/viewtopic.php?t=4695

I was recently told by one of my many subordinates here that I ought to just walk up to this incredibly hot girl and say something. I have never been able to cold approach women, especially those who are universally considered to be ridiculously attractive such as this particular foid is. As such and to rectify the egregious injustice of my suffering as a life long incel despite my inherent god-like superiority to all mankind, I have developed a well considered, strategically calculated plan which I will implement and execute the next time I am in the gym which will likely be next weekend.

In addition to taking my usual pre-workout stimulant prior to working out, I shall take .5 mgs of Xanax for which I have a prescription so as to diminish my inherent trepidation. I am going to walk up to her like a strong, courageous and maximally powerful man who doesn't give a fuck about anyone and say to her "I am a huge fan of all your movies and I especially liked you in Transformers". I will then ask for her autograph and if she looks at me in a dumbfounded way I will say that I thought she was actually Megan Fox. I will conclude by telling her that if she can't give me a Megan Fox autograph then she can at least give me her number.

Does this sound like a brilliant plan to you comrades? I humbly solicit your feedback.

[Comrade Exile]

how old do you think she is ?

[Darth_aurelius]

how old do you think she is ?

Honestly man, it is so hard to tell with women like her because I am pretty sure she may have some Botox going on though it is possible that she is just naturally gorgeous. If I had to make an educated guess, and I am very good at approximating ages of hot women on the basis of my many years of lifting experience in gyms where they are frequently encountered, I would say she is most likely in her mid-30's but I would give a probable age range of anywhere between 30-40.

[Darth_aurelius]

We need to get more responses to this intriguing and provocative proposition.

@General Alek

As a fellow sperg and long time confederate in the service of the cause, what say you?

[JCel2001]

She'll either be flattered and it will work or she'll be creped out. With the best plan its still a crap shoot as to how she'll react.

[Darth_aurelius]

She'll either be flattered and it will work or she'll be creped out. With the best plan its still a crap shoot as to how she'll react.

Honestly, I am going to go with the former scenario as the most likely outcome as I can always intuitively sense when a hot foid is looking at me with covetous and desirous eyes. And why shouldn't they? I am a paragon of masculine power, possessed of incomparable physical strength, mog all other, weaker and lesser men into oblivion by my mighty and legendary lifts and am intellectually superior to the rest of humanity. My genius and physical power demands no less then Megan Fox.

[General Alek]

So if it works, I guess you've gotta leave the IPF?

[TruAlphaMale]

Do it

[Q_Mooseknuckle]

I'd say go for it but just avoid being too heavy handed.

[Comrade Exile]

So if it works, I guess you've gotta leave the IPF?

no one can lead the IPF except Darth just like Caesar from fallout new vegas

[Darth_aurelius]

So if it works, I guess you've gotta leave the IPF?

I'm sorry but that is a rather facile statement and one which fails to take into consideration the points that I myself have made to you and others many times about the transcendent nature of ones commitment to the revolution; it transcends any possible life events, including, and potentially in my very own case, having voluntarily sexual relations with the hottest girl in the Midwestern United States.

Unlike some other cowardly, weak and traitorous little cunts who repudiated their allegiance as soon as they acquired some fleeting scraps of raw pussy from some random skank Becky tier hoes, even were I to enjoy the exquisite pleasures of Megan Fox as my own personal and servile girlfriend, my first and truest allegiance would always be to by brothers in Mujahedeen Incel Arms. I would even consider wearing my full IPF and SS officers dress uniform to a first date at a fine dining establishment and then commanding the wait staff to give me a 50% discount as a high ranking officer.

[Darth_aurelius]

So if it works, I guess you've gotta leave the IPF?

no one can lead the IPF except Darth just like Caesar from fallout new vegas

Exactly. It would be like saying that if Christ was insufficiently charitable, he would have had to have left the early Christian Church. See my post below this one that I am responding to for my own thoughts on Alek's ridiculous and insulting suggestion.

[Darth_aurelius]

I'd say go for it but just avoid being too heavy handed.

And would you say that my plan, as it has been articulated above is creative, cunningly conceived and optimized for a successful outcome?

[Q_Mooseknuckle]

I'd say go for it but just avoid being too heavy handed.

And would you say that my plan, as it has been articulated above is creative, cunningly conceived and optimized for a successful outcome?

The medications you mentioned should be helpful as long as you make sure not to overdose. Back in high school I tried asking out a foid to prom and I messed it up by panicking in the moment and going off script and not staying nonchalant enough.

[Darth_aurelius]

I'd say go for it but just avoid being too heavy handed.

And would you say that my plan, as it has been articulated above is creative, cunningly conceived and optimized for a successful outcome?

The medications you mentioned should be helpful as long as you make sure not to overdose. Back in high school I tried asking out a foid to prom and I messed it up by panicking in the moment and going off script and not staying nonchalant enough.

I appreciate the feedback comrade. I am actually very good at keeping my cool and the proverbial grace under fire, much like James Bond or in my case I suppose, a Bond villain whom I see myself as, considering my genius level intellect, heroic and legendary strength and superiority to all mankind. I've also been practicing my lines so I don't fuck this up as this foid is literally a one in a million in terms of her overall hotness.