NEO UGLY DUCKLING OMEGA: REMIX!

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Here I will be posting alternative versions of the ugly duckling tale.

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The basis story of the ugly duckling is the following(as everyone here knows):

The duck mother has a bunch of ducklings and one of them is a bit taller with weird dark coloring and ugly af. He gets bullied by his brothers to the point he decides to abandon his family. In most places he goes he still gets bullied, though he did find a house at some point where he was treated well by other animals, but a bully cat conspired against him.

The ugly duckling goes alone and stays in some bushes beside a lake. One day a group of children look at him and scream out of joy, talking about how beautiful he is. The ugly duckling sees his own reflection in the water and observes that he is now a beautiful swan. The other swans are all being sympathetic to him as well and he finally has a group.
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Alternative 1:

The ugly duckling, tired of being treated like crap by all the other ducks and his mother, buys a gun and shoots all the other ducks. He then shoots himself in the head.
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Alternative 2:

The ugly duckling doesn't accept being a doormat and is constantly discussing with his mother and his brother ducks. He is actually always right in his arguments, but all the other ducks are constantly mocking him despite it, and it's them who get most angry, instead of him. One day they decide that his attitude is "too much", and so they lynch him and bury him alive.
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Alternative 3:

The ugly duckling lives a youth of misery along his family, being bullied by them, but doesn't abandon them. He grows older, and... he is still ugly af. He's also low iq. The other ducks fuck hot chicks and mock him for being a virgin, and the chicks laugh at him.

He's a loser adult duck and never manages to mate.
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Alternative 4:

The ugly duckling abandon his family due to all the bullying, but he plans on coming back and having a revenge. He starts trading fishes for grains and gets a huge reserve, employing other animals to do the hunt and trading for him. Eventually he becomes the richest duck alive.

He then opens a company that pollutes the water where his family lives, and pays the animals around them to spread silly news that are completely untrue. His family go through lives of misery and paranoia, and the ugly duckling has his revenge without the family even knowing that he is the agent behind it.
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Alternative 5:

The ugly duckling becomes a criminal duck and so all the hot female ducks wanna have sex with him despite him being ugly. He remains poor, but has lots of sex and children(who are shortlived and poor, but sexhavers as well due to also being criminals).
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Alternative 6:

The ugly duckling finds out he has a much bigger dick than all other ducks and becomes a porn actor. He is a megastar in the porn site Ducked. He becomes a heroine addict, but a millionaire.
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