Robot Girlfriends Are Finally Here

[Supreme Misogynist]

Chinese robotics company XPENG's 2025 AI Day just concluded. They announced tons of new stuff but the most important update is their new humanoid robot called "IRON".

"This is IRON, a 5’10, 150-lb AI humanoid already building EV cars on the XPENG Motors factory floor

It has over 60 joints, a human-like spine, facial expressions, and male/female customizations

Mass rollout in 2026"

https://x.com/youfadedwealth/status/1985991598644289624

"CEO He Xiaopeng detailed plans for "bionic muscles," "full coverage soft skin" , and options to "choose the sex", comparing it to customizing a car.

The stated goal is to make the robot "warmer and also more intimate". A significant departure from the neutral, sexless designs seen from most competitors."

https://x.com/humanoidsdaily/status/1986056814035661059

Female IRON robot walks to stage. It moves like a real foid:

https://x.com/CyberRobooo/status/1985999858046849404

Robot girlfriends are mostly here. Now all there's left to do is just giving them smarter AI brains and covering their faces with realistic masks like these:

https://x.com/MarioNawfal/status/1951213818689814923

https://x.com/humanoidsdaily/status/1981478157049090504

[Supreme Misogynist]

The entire event for those who're interested:

[General Alek]

No thanks

It could malfunction and hurt me

[Supreme Misogynist]

No thanks

It could malfunction and hurt me

A real woman can also go crazy and stab you in your sleep. I would trust a robot with a locally-run AI brain more than I would trust the average woman.

[Sustacel250]

I applaud the innovation but I found in my life that what fixed inceldom was masturbation alone. Also, very repetitive, I never cared to discover advanced masturbation techniques I just do the good old simple hand motion. And this stuff worked for me.

But some other people will absolutely benefit from it. Thanks china. Probably their male population issue is big enough to pressure government to find solutions.

[ItSoNeverBegan]

No thanks

It could malfunction and hurt me

A real woman can also go crazy and stab you in your sleep. I would trust a robot with a locally-run AI brain more than I would trust the average woman.

that would be amazing actually

give me a crazy bitch who kills me in my sleep