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VH911 wrote: 23 Oct 2025, 05:07 viewtopic.php?f=9&p=16172#p16172
Hey, I have never simped as hard as General Alek. Look, if I have the choice to pay an e-whore or to stick my dick into an animal I pick the e-whore 10/10 times, what about you?

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I simped ewhores as well. 2 in particular. If you know me, I dont like to get scammed I dont get scammed at all. I am also in a simp community for simping. Overall, to me, the idea of simping isnt bad. And let me compare it to something else. For instance, what about paying an eceleb or an influencer or a political commentator. I find that very shameful considering that we live on the internet and you can intellectualmax for free on sacredtexts.org or libgen.

What really is important in life is porn sex and prostitution. And there never is a thing such as "enough porn", there will never be a moment in humanity where we say "ok we done enough porn we are ok now". Nah, porn is always important. On the other hand intellectualism truly isnt important, and can be surrogated. No intellectual matters more than the study you could do yourself on the internet.

This isnt to say simping is less bad compared to something else. Its to explain why simping online allows you probably to do less of it in real life. At least judging with the results I got in life really seems to be the case.
 

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Do not validate this scum whores with attention and $. They are all evil personified and have the memory of a goldfish.
 

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At this point we need to just legalize prostitution. There's no point in simping since you're not getting anything tangible out of it, you'd get hand-holding privileges at most.

If you're really going to go all in on taking desperate measures then do one of the following:
-Grooming
-Sex doll/sex robot, buy motel room to use it and then store it at a storage facility if you live with your parents
-Go to Nevada and buy a prostitute
-Go to an Asian country with a bad economy and legal prostitution, then get a prostitute, if you're statusmaxxed then buy one on retainer
-Travel to another country and just try your luck there (wouldn't recommend though)
-Buy a large plush toy of a Pokemon or just any character you find attractive (preferrably a plush with removeable clothes) and cut a hole in it and then sew a fleshlight into it. You now have a poor mans sex doll, for this you can just hide it in a box
 

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Q_Mooseknuckle wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 17:58 At this point we need to just legalize prostitution.
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Q_Mooseknuckle wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 17:58 -Travel to another country and just try your luck there (wouldn't recommend though)
Why not recommended
 

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Q_Mooseknuckle wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 17:58 At this point we need to just legalize prostitution. There's no point in simping since you're not getting anything tangible out of it, you'd get hand-holding privileges at most.

If you're really going to go all in on taking desperate measures then do one of the following:
-Grooming
-Sex doll/sex robot, buy motel room to use it and then store it at a storage facility if you live with your parents
-Go to Nevada and buy a prostitute
-Go to an Asian country with a bad economy and legal prostitution, then get a prostitute, if you're statusmaxxed then buy one on retainer
-Travel to another country and just try your luck there (wouldn't recommend though)
-Buy a large plush toy of a Pokemon or just any character you find attractive (preferrably a plush with removeable clothes) and cut a hole in it and then sew a fleshlight into it. You now have a poor mans sex doll, for this you can just hide it in a box
You and I think alike in a lot of ways comrade.
 

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