Disciplinary announcement from the Commander
Posted: 23 Nov 2024, 13:02
Achtung! Per the ruling of the Supreme Court of Incel Appeals, which is the highest and most prestigious juridical entity in the entire incelosphere, SSG General Alek has been sentenced to a suspended demotion to the rank of Corporal, contingent upon his recruiting 40 new members for these forums by December 7, in the year of Allah, 2024.
The defendant Alek was charged with gross insubordination for having directly disrespected the commanding officer of the IPF, conspiracy to commit treason and attempted desertion for having engaged in a sustained patter of simping behavior towards "Master" (the nigger Lamarcus Small) who owns incels.is.
Let it be known to all who see this announcement that any efforts by our comrades to betray the revolutionary ethos of this glorious and honorable movement will be swiftly and severely punished. We have thoroughly expounded upon the myriad reasons why incels.is is a place of intolerable degeneracy, insufferable simpery and incomparable stupidity and is therefore rightfully deserving of our contempt, disgust and scorn. If our comrades need any clarification on the systemic corruption which permeates every facet of that wretched place they need only listen to my several recent speeches on this matter which are pinned to the general forums.
Finally, since the Supreme Court of Incel Appeals is actually staffed by a real world attorney (myself), it always takes time to expound upon the legal reasoning behind any ruling it makes. For those who would like to immerse themselves in the subtleties of legal analysis, you may listen to the official court proceedings here: viewtopic.php?t=750
It is so ordered.
Darth Aurelius, J.D.
Chief Justice, Supreme Court of Incel Appeals
The defendant Alek was charged with gross insubordination for having directly disrespected the commanding officer of the IPF, conspiracy to commit treason and attempted desertion for having engaged in a sustained patter of simping behavior towards "Master" (the nigger Lamarcus Small) who owns incels.is.
Let it be known to all who see this announcement that any efforts by our comrades to betray the revolutionary ethos of this glorious and honorable movement will be swiftly and severely punished. We have thoroughly expounded upon the myriad reasons why incels.is is a place of intolerable degeneracy, insufferable simpery and incomparable stupidity and is therefore rightfully deserving of our contempt, disgust and scorn. If our comrades need any clarification on the systemic corruption which permeates every facet of that wretched place they need only listen to my several recent speeches on this matter which are pinned to the general forums.
Finally, since the Supreme Court of Incel Appeals is actually staffed by a real world attorney (myself), it always takes time to expound upon the legal reasoning behind any ruling it makes. For those who would like to immerse themselves in the subtleties of legal analysis, you may listen to the official court proceedings here: viewtopic.php?t=750
It is so ordered.
Darth Aurelius, J.D.
Chief Justice, Supreme Court of Incel Appeals