International Brotherhood of Men

Attention to orders men! For having consistently displayed a conspicuously insolent and disrespectful attitude towards superior ranking officers and non-commissioned officers of the IPF, to wit, having referred to the commanding officer as "an old faggot", former IBM Brother Mentally Lost Cel is hereby issued a one week period of banishment from these forums and additionally demoted to the faggoty pink color of a probationary member as befits his strong homosexual predilections. Let it be known that insubordination, flagrant disrespect and general incorrigibility will be appropriately punished as this is a movement which is dedicated to providing all of its members a sense of solidarity, fraternity and comradeship and such conduct detracts from our ethos of unity and cohesion.