International Brotherhood of Men

Attention to orders men!

On this twenty third day of August in the year of Allah 2024, on behalf of the HQ staff and with the approval and consent of the senior leadership of the IPF, General Alek is hereby promoted to the rank of Sergeant in the IPF. In addition to this promotion, SGT Alek is appointed to the staff position of Recruitment Supervisor where he will manage and lead a staff of assistants and special operatives highly trained in forum infiltration techniques in our continuing efforts to promote the inspiring message of the Incel Liberation Movement and expand our ever growing user base.

Per the standard procedures of the IPF and with the approval of the Chief of Staff and myself, SGT Alek is additionally elevated to the status of forum moderator out of consideration for his having advanced to the more senior rank of Sergeant as well as in recognition of his many honorable and courageous efforts to inspire new recruits to join our elite and venerable ranks.

Please congratulate our comrade on his personal achievement.

sweet

General Alek wrote: 23 Aug 2024, 17:41sweet

I would have offered you my personal congratulations last night but you were not in attendance during our conference call. Nevertheless, I congratulate you now comrade and will add that I don't think anyone else has ever worked so hard to get to where they are in our organization as you have. This is a well deserved promotion and I know you will bring honor upon the IPF and likewise militant Salafi Islam with your justice, prudence and fanatical loyalty. Inshallah.

Darth_aurelius wrote: 23 Aug 2024, 17:55

General Alek wrote: 23 Aug 2024, 17:41sweet

I would have offered you my personal congratulations last night but you were not in attendance during our conference call. Nevertheless, I congratulate you now comrade and will add that I don't think anyone else has ever worked so hard to get to where they are in our organization as you have. This is a well deserved promotion and I know you will bring honor upon the IPF and likewise militant Salafi Islam with your justice, prudence and fanatical loyalty. Inshallah.

terrific

thank you so much for acknowledging this

Congratulations General Alek!

Captain, looking at the live chat, it looks like the General was partying hard and that's why he missed the call. Max Effort!

oneline wrote: 23 Aug 2024, 20:20 Congratulations General Alek!

Captain, looking at the live chat, it looks like the General was partying hard and that's why he missed the call. Max Effort!

I did see that comrade and I had actually told the Sergeant that I was concerned that he may have drank himself to death which would have explained his recent and otherwise mysterious hiatus from these forums. Alas, the good sergeant is still with us though probably experiencing a Category 5 hangover right now.

Darth_aurelius wrote: 23 Aug 2024, 20:47

oneline wrote: 23 Aug 2024, 20:20 Congratulations General Alek!

Captain, looking at the live chat, it looks like the General was partying hard and that's why he missed the call. Max Effort!

I did see that comrade and I had actually told the Sergeant that I was concerned that he may have drank himself to death which would have explained his recent and otherwise mysterious hiatus from these forums. Alas, the good sergeant is still with us though probably experiencing a Category 5 hangover right now.

General Alek wrote: 23 Aug 2024, 21:12

Darth_aurelius wrote: 23 Aug 2024, 20:47

oneline wrote: 23 Aug 2024, 20:20 Congratulations General Alek!

Captain, looking at the live chat, it looks like the General was partying hard and that's why he missed the call. Max Effort!

I did see that comrade and I had actually told the Sergeant that I was concerned that he may have drank himself to death which would have explained his recent and otherwise mysterious hiatus from these forums. Alas, the good sergeant is still with us though probably experiencing a Category 5 hangover right now.

Take Advil, Tylenol or Ibuprofen and drink as much water as you can. Also, try to go to bed early as sleep and hydration are the best ways to ameliorate the impact of a hangover. Trust me as one who has endured more hangovers then I care to remember.

Darth_aurelius wrote: 23 Aug 2024, 21:14

General Alek wrote: 23 Aug 2024, 21:12

Darth_aurelius wrote: 23 Aug 2024, 20:47

I did see that comrade and I had actually told the Sergeant that I was concerned that he may have drank himself to death which would have explained his recent and otherwise mysterious hiatus from these forums. Alas, the good sergeant is still with us though probably experiencing a Category 5 hangover right now.

Take Advil, Tylenol or Ibuprofen and drink as much water as you can. Also, try to go to bed early as sleep and hydration are the best ways to ameliorate the impact of a hangover. Trust me as one who has endured more hangovers then I care to remember.

aye aye Captain

Congratulations!