Major promotion announcement and other administrative matters
Posted: 28 Apr 2026, 14:28
Attention to orders men! Per the discretionary authority of the Commanding Officer and with the unanimous consent and approval of the Headquarters Staff of the IPF, the following promotions and commendations are hereby effectuated this twentieth day of April in the year of Allah 2026:
ILM Comrade Q_Mooseknucle is hereby advanced to the status of IPF probationary candidate and is extended the invitation to complete the vetting process and be fully inducted into the elite and venerable ranks of the vanguard of the Incel Revolution
Corporal TruAlphaMale is hereby awarded the IPF Personal Achievement Ribbon Second Class for his important work in creating and disseminating official IPF propaganda on these forums as well as in recognition for his collaborative efforts in furtherance of enhancing our new TikTok channel content
Soldier Comrade Exile is hereby awarded the IPF Personal Achievement Ribbon Second Class for taking the initiative and creating a TikTok channel on behalf this glorious movement and is likewise promoted to the rank of Soldier First Class for his exceptional diligence in regularly posting on these forums, inspiring other comrades by his illustrious example and otherwise being a stoical, fanatical and zealous Mujahedeen revolutionary incel warrior
Master Sergeant Tovarishcel is hereby promoted to the rank of Technical Officer out of consideration for his long and distinguished service in the IPF which harkens back to January of 2024, his nearly one year of continuous service as a Master Sergeant and his indispensable technical skills and fanatical, Mujahedeen-like loyalty to our glorious cause. See below for my speech commemorating this major promotion event and congratulating and honoring TO Tovarishcel.
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ILM Comrade Q_Mooseknucle is hereby advanced to the status of IPF probationary candidate and is extended the invitation to complete the vetting process and be fully inducted into the elite and venerable ranks of the vanguard of the Incel Revolution
Corporal TruAlphaMale is hereby awarded the IPF Personal Achievement Ribbon Second Class for his important work in creating and disseminating official IPF propaganda on these forums as well as in recognition for his collaborative efforts in furtherance of enhancing our new TikTok channel content
Soldier Comrade Exile is hereby awarded the IPF Personal Achievement Ribbon Second Class for taking the initiative and creating a TikTok channel on behalf this glorious movement and is likewise promoted to the rank of Soldier First Class for his exceptional diligence in regularly posting on these forums, inspiring other comrades by his illustrious example and otherwise being a stoical, fanatical and zealous Mujahedeen revolutionary incel warrior
Master Sergeant Tovarishcel is hereby promoted to the rank of Technical Officer out of consideration for his long and distinguished service in the IPF which harkens back to January of 2024, his nearly one year of continuous service as a Master Sergeant and his indispensable technical skills and fanatical, Mujahedeen-like loyalty to our glorious cause. See below for my speech commemorating this major promotion event and congratulating and honoring TO Tovarishcel.
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