The forums have been restored to full power and glory

[Darth_aurelius]

Comrades,


It is my distinct pleasure and very great honor to announce to you all that these forums have been returned to full functionality as of approximately 400 PM EST today and will never again suffer the sort of service interruptions that have plagued us this last week.

I have been working assiduously in close collaboration with our distinguished Technical Services Senior Manager, Master Sergeant Tovarishcel, to ensure that we have not only resurrected and restored these hallowed virtual grounds, but likewise greatly empowered them by implementing new and highly advanced web security infrastructure programs which shall run incessantly and into perpetuity. While the nature of our methods necessitate secrecy, I can tell you that I had to personally spend $125 USD to a third party contractor from the honorable nation of Pakistan in order to ensure that we shall have the highest levels of internal and operational security henceforth.

This process of restoration has been challenging, costly and extremely tedious yet, notwithstanding the daunting task which we were faced with, MSG Tovarishcel and I both comported ourselves with the fanaticism of Mujahedeen warriors, the stoicism of SS officers and the honor of Samurai overlords.

We all owe a tremendous and collective debt of gratitude to MSG Tovarishcel for his selfless devotion to doing whatever was necessary in order to return us to our proper place of dominance and power within the incelosphere. I will be proposing to our leadership staff that the good Master Sergeant be advanced to the venerable and distinguished rank of Technical Officer in recognition of his exemplary conduct, indispensable skills and fanatical Jihadist-tier loyalty to the cause of incel revolution.

Finally, I ask that each of you go forth and spread the good and righteous news of our return to full functionality. Let all know and beware that no matter how innumerable our enemies may be, no matter how great their hatred for us is and no matter what the challenges are that we face as revolutionary incel Mujahedeen warriors, the liberation struggle shall continue and we shall persist in our valiant and relentless efforts to consummate this glorious incel revolution. Incel Power and Inshallah.

@Registered users

[Comrade Exile]

sir this is great to hear may I suggest a promotion for master Sargent tovarishcel ?

[Darth_aurelius]

sir this is great to hear may I suggest a promotion for master Sargent tovarishcel ?

If you read the entire post comrade you would see that I am going to be nominating him for the advanced and mighty rank of Technical Officer (Warrant Officer) in our next staff briefing. Inshallah.

[Comrade Exile]

sir this is great to hear may I suggest a promotion for master Sargent tovarishcel ?

If you read the entire post comrade you would see that I am going to be nominating him for the advanced and mighty rank of Technical Officer (Warrant Officer) in our next staff briefing. Inshallah.

may @Tovarishcel the most Christian man I have ever had the pleasure to meet prosper

[General Alek]

sir this is great to hear may I suggest a promotion for master Sargent tovarishcel ?

If you read the entire post comrade you would see that I am going to be nominating him for the advanced and mighty rank of Technical Officer (Warrant Officer) in our next staff briefing. Inshallah.

He deserves it

And I deserve his current rank ;)

[Darth_aurelius]

sir this is great to hear may I suggest a promotion for master Sargent tovarishcel ?

If you read the entire post comrade you would see that I am going to be nominating him for the advanced and mighty rank of Technical Officer (Warrant Officer) in our next staff briefing. Inshallah.

He deserves it

And I deserve his current rank ;)

Know you place in the order of things. Don't make me start quoting the magistrate from Braveheart again.

[Darth_aurelius]

Comrades,


It is my distinct pleasure and very great honor to announce to you all that these forums have been returned to full functionality as of approximately 400 PM EST today and will never again suffer the sort of service interruptions that have plagued us this last week.

I have been working assiduously in close collaboration with our distinguished Technical Services Senior Manager, Master Sergeant Tovarishcel, to ensure that we have not only resurrected and restored these hallowed virtual grounds, but likewise greatly empowered them by implementing new and highly advanced web security infrastructure programs which shall run incessantly and into perpetuity. While the nature of our methods necessitate secrecy, I can tell you that I had to personally spend $125 USD to a third party contractor from the honorable nation of Pakistan in order to ensure that we shall have the highest levels of internal and operational security henceforth.

This process of restoration has been challenging, costly and extremely tedious yet, notwithstanding the daunting task which we were faced with, MSG Tovarishcel and I both comported ourselves with the fanaticism of Mujahedeen warriors, the stoicism of SS officers and the honor of Samurai overlords.

We all owe a tremendous and collective debt of gratitude to MSG Tovarishcel for his selfless devotion to doing whatever was necessary in order to return us to our proper place of dominance and power within the incelosphere. I will be proposing to our leadership staff that the good Master Sergeant be advanced to the venerable and distinguished rank of Technical Officer in recognition of his exemplary conduct, indispensable skills and fanatical Jihadist-tier loyalty to the cause of incel revolution.

Finally, I ask that each of you go forth and spread the good and righteous news of our return to full functionality. Let all know and beware that no matter how innumerable our enemies may be, no matter how great their hatred for us is and no matter what the challenges are that we face as revolutionary incel Mujahedeen warriors, the liberation struggle shall continue and we shall persist in our valiant and relentless efforts to consummate this glorious incel revolution. Incel Power and Inshallah.

@Registered users

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@Tovarishcel

Please see above my esteemed brother in Mujahedeen and AK-47 Soviet arms. Also, please see my PM's to you on element for the process of being inducted into the sacred ranks of the IPF/SS Officer Corps as a Technical Officer.

[SonOfElliotRodger]

Congratulations to @Tovarishcel and to the Captain for this great effort in restoring our forum back to full functionality!

[Darth_aurelius]

Congratulations to @Tovarishcel and to the Captain for this great effort in restoring our forum back to full functionality!

Thank you for your words of praise, SSG. Like many of the fanatically loyal revolutionary incel Mujahedeen warriors in the IPF and elsewhere here, Officer Candidate Tovarishcel and I will do whatever it takes to ensure the continuity of this great enterprise and will relentlessly and tirelessly apply our efforts, energies, talents and considerable intellectual powers in furtherance of sustaining our glorious liberation struggle. Inshallah.

[Tovarishcel]

Thank you all
i was honeslty scared for forum i watched so many videos and read studied so much more stuff
good way to selfimprov too

[Darth_aurelius]

Thank you all
i was honeslty scared for forum i watched so many videos and read studied so much more stuff
good way to selfimprov too

Mashallah. You and I both deserve to be awarded the Hero of the Soviet Union from the hands of the mighty Stalin himself, PBUH.