Promotion announcement
Posted: 14 Apr 2026, 17:51
Attention to orders men!
Per the recommendation of the Commanding Officer and Fuhrer of all incel men and with the unanimous and zealous approval of the Headquarters Staff of this movement, IBM Brother Q_Mooseknuckle is hereby promoted to the rank of Comrade and advanced to membership in the venerable ranks of the ILM.
We commend our newly elevated comrade on his many highly thoughtful, circumspect and extremely high iq contributions to the collective discourse here in this community of revolutionary Mujahedeen incel warriors. I would like to personally add that I have rarely seen a man with such a conspicuous aptitude for future service as a political leader in this movement based on both the manner in which he thinks as well as the unimpeachably logical conclusions that such thinking allows him to arrive at.
Please join me in congratulating our comrade on his outstanding personal achievement.
For the Staff,
Darth Aurelius, J.D.
Captain, Commanding
@Registered users
Per the recommendation of the Commanding Officer and Fuhrer of all incel men and with the unanimous and zealous approval of the Headquarters Staff of this movement, IBM Brother Q_Mooseknuckle is hereby promoted to the rank of Comrade and advanced to membership in the venerable ranks of the ILM.
We commend our newly elevated comrade on his many highly thoughtful, circumspect and extremely high iq contributions to the collective discourse here in this community of revolutionary Mujahedeen incel warriors. I would like to personally add that I have rarely seen a man with such a conspicuous aptitude for future service as a political leader in this movement based on both the manner in which he thinks as well as the unimpeachably logical conclusions that such thinking allows him to arrive at.
Please join me in congratulating our comrade on his outstanding personal achievement.
For the Staff,
Darth Aurelius, J.D.
Captain, Commanding
@Registered users
