International Brotherhood of Men

Dear FBI agents and Michigan State Police Detectives who are assigned to surveille my forums and my movement,

Firstly, let me say that I regard you all as effete, woke, feminist loving faggots who relish the feeling of a giant, pulsating nigger cocks in your gaping assholes, which have become accustomed to abuse through many years of anal assault from your colleagues and random gay rentboys whom you meet on the streets.

Secondly and notwithstanding your promiscuous faggatronics, I have an ingenious proposition for you which will enable you to please your superior ranking Special Agents in Charge of the Detroit field officer and Lieutenants of the MSP respectively and possibly even satisfy your jew overlords. While thus far unsuccessfully attempted to not merely infiltrate these forums but have likewise actually followed me on several occasions (though so incompetently that I spotted the tail within 30 seconds or less) and even attempted to approach me in the gym and insinuate yourselves into the ranks of the IPF, all of your efforts have been and shall continue to be categorically and definitively repulsed.

I am far higher iq then the typical meth junkies, crack heads, nigger criminals, dumb whores and other degenerate elements which you routinely investigate. I am even much high iq then any of you and am intellectually comparable to some of the most intelligent Ashkenazi jews who serve as your overlords. Hence, my glorious IPF and these forums will continue to remain impervious to your invidious attempts at subterfuge and infiltration.

Alas, I have a solution for us both which is mutually and reciprocally advantageous. I ask that you immediately issue an arrest warrant for Lamarcus Small (AKA "Master"), the owner and proprietor of incels.is, which can be predicated on information concerning his conspiracy to facilitate suicide via his various other forums as well as his status as a foul brute nigger who ought to be enslaved and who can provide you all with the bbc that you lust after.

You shall then transfer ownership of .is to me personally and likewise bestow upon me a service fee of $100,000 USD which I shall then use to fund the largest and most successful political online advertising campaign in the history of revolutionary movements. Additionally, I and my senior IPF leadership staff will be granted immunity from prosecution into perpetuity for all criminal matters.

Finally, you shall personally offer up unto me any of your wives and daughters who look like Megan Fox or have Vegas stripper tier bodies or are otherwise of a bimbo typology. I realize this last request is unlikely to be accommodated on account of the fact that your wives are almost all landwhale tier foids and your daughters have all transitioned, you may find substitutes amongst your cousins and extended family members.

In exchange for these reasonable and fair concessions, I will pledge to provide you with any information on any of our members who are cogitating any acts of violence, to include mass shootings, terroristic enterprises or any other illicit activities. I swear upon the holy laws of Sharia and on the name of almighty Allah that I shall honor my end of the bargain so long as you grant my requests.

This revolution is committed to obeying, respecting and deferring to the laws of the land and as such, I would not be violating my Oath of Loyalty to the cause or betraying the confidence of the soldiery by enacting this brilliant and magnificently Machiavellian plan that only a mind as ingenious and powerful as mine could conceive of.

I look forward to hearing from you soon regarding the transfer of funds, the transfer of ownership of .is and the bestowal of Megan Fox and hot stripper wives and daughters upon me as compensation for my efforts. My email is: [email protected]

FBI fags and MSP homos, I am still waiting for you to contact me and have yet to see any emails in my inbox. I expect my 100K USD to be transferred via wire by the end of the week and a Megan Fox tier personal whore to be delivered to my doorstep as well.

Badgecucks the Captain is making a rather great offer why haven't you responded yet? You are probably investigating a case of sexual assault in which you "see your own daughter in the young victim" you are simping for. Let me guess are you taking her to a rape crisis center? Are you working with a fucking sketch artist to identify who did this? Are you buying her food? Are you putting her in some special protection? When you look at her each times does she remind you of your own daughter?

Our Captain is much smarter than all of you badgecucks and he is not the same person you are used to dealing with. He as well as myself and all of us on here emphasize on legality. We know what being "politically incorrect" is. We know exactly what is covered by the Bill of Rights and the constitution and there is nothing you can do about it. You can't touch us for anything.

We are law abiding citizens on here. Each one of us. We regard all badgecucks with utmost disrespect because you are not worthy of respect and because we are legally allowed to. You can't do with us what you did with George Floyd or anyone else you see on a daily basis because we are all law abiding individuals on here.

But feel free to respond to the Captains request if you have any means to do so.

SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 14 Apr 2026, 18:59 Badgecucks the Captain is making a rather great offer why haven't you responded yet? You are probably investigating a case of sexual assault in which you "see your own daughter in the young victim" you are simping for. Let me guess are you taking her to a rape crisis center? Are you working with a fucking sketch artist to identify who did this? Are you buying her food? Are you putting her in some special protection? When you look at her each times does she remind you of your own daughter?

Our Captain is much smarter than all of you badgecucks and he is not the same person you are used to dealing with. He as well as myself and all of us on here emphasize on legality. We know what being "politically incorrect" is. We know exactly what is covered by the Bill of Rights and the constitution and there is nothing you can do about it. You can't touch us for anything.

We are law abiding citizens on here. Each one of us. We regard all badgecucks with utmost disrespect because you are not worthy of respect and because we are legally allowed to. You can't do with us what you did with George Floyd or anyone else you see on a daily basis because we are all law abiding individuals on here.

But feel free to respond to the Captains request if you have any means to do so.

These fags are so low iq and insensible to English idiom that they will likely misapprehend the totality of what I said as mere satire but what they fail to realize is that the underlying offer is actual authentic and genuine. I come at this from a game theoretical perspective and thus realize that we ought to be enriched and empowered by virtue of doing that which we have already committed ourselves to doing.

Darth_aurelius wrote: 14 Apr 2026, 19:16

SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 14 Apr 2026, 18:59 Badgecucks the Captain is making a rather great offer why haven't you responded yet? You are probably investigating a case of sexual assault in which you "see your own daughter in the young victim" you are simping for. Let me guess are you taking her to a rape crisis center? Are you working with a fucking sketch artist to identify who did this? Are you buying her food? Are you putting her in some special protection? When you look at her each times does she remind you of your own daughter?

Our Captain is much smarter than all of you badgecucks and he is not the same person you are used to dealing with. He as well as myself and all of us on here emphasize on legality. We know what being "politically incorrect" is. We know exactly what is covered by the Bill of Rights and the constitution and there is nothing you can do about it. You can't touch us for anything.

We are law abiding citizens on here. Each one of us. We regard all badgecucks with utmost disrespect because you are not worthy of respect and because we are legally allowed to. You can't do with us what you did with George Floyd or anyone else you see on a daily basis because we are all law abiding individuals on here.

But feel free to respond to the Captains request if you have any means to do so.

These fags are so low iq and insensible to English idiom that they will likely misapprehend the totality of what I said as mere satire but what they fail to realize is that the underlying offer is actual authentic and genuine. I come at this from a game theoretical perspective and thus realize that we ought to be enriched and empowered by virtue of doing that which we have already committed ourselves to doing.

Probably and remember Badgecucks are generally good for nothing so it wouldn't surprise me if they interpret this as attire or whatever the fuck they are taught at their faggot butt buddy academies

SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 15 Apr 2026, 18:50

Darth_aurelius wrote: 14 Apr 2026, 19:16

SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 14 Apr 2026, 18:59 Badgecucks the Captain is making a rather great offer why haven't you responded yet? You are probably investigating a case of sexual assault in which you "see your own daughter in the young victim" you are simping for. Let me guess are you taking her to a rape crisis center? Are you working with a fucking sketch artist to identify who did this? Are you buying her food? Are you putting her in some special protection? When you look at her each times does she remind you of your own daughter?

Our Captain is much smarter than all of you badgecucks and he is not the same person you are used to dealing with. He as well as myself and all of us on here emphasize on legality. We know what being "politically incorrect" is. We know exactly what is covered by the Bill of Rights and the constitution and there is nothing you can do about it. You can't touch us for anything.

We are law abiding citizens on here. Each one of us. We regard all badgecucks with utmost disrespect because you are not worthy of respect and because we are legally allowed to. You can't do with us what you did with George Floyd or anyone else you see on a daily basis because we are all law abiding individuals on here.

But feel free to respond to the Captains request if you have any means to do so.

These fags are so low iq and insensible to English idiom that they will likely misapprehend the totality of what I said as mere satire but what they fail to realize is that the underlying offer is actual authentic and genuine. I come at this from a game theoretical perspective and thus realize that we ought to be enriched and empowered by virtue of doing that which we have already committed ourselves to doing.

Probably and remember Badgecucks are generally good for nothing so it wouldn't surprise me if they interpret this as attire or whatever the fuck they are taught at their faggot butt buddy academies

Alhamdulillah and thanks be to almighty Allah for we have returned to power this day! I thought we lost the forums comrade and I also have lost access to element which just happened this afternoon and coincided with our forums being down. I regarded this as anything but a coincidence and was literally preparing to have FBI agents or MSP detectives raid my actual home today. I surmise that some dumb cunt faggot who works with one of these agencies was sufficiently provoked by my excoriating and ingenious insults and initiated a DDoS attack. Alas, Allah has protected us and bestowed upon us His blessings, favor and protection. Inshallah.