My cannibal religion.
Posted: 08 Apr 2026, 08:46
In my religion we have to gather in a structure, full of images of a guy impaled on a cross. We are surrounded by gore porn images everywhere.
A pedophile will make us bend the knee repeatedly and then we are given a cracker to eat. The cracker represents the idea of eating the corpse of this guy jesus. They call it "transubstantiation". By the magical power of the pedo priest the cracker is "transformed" into flesh. We basically eat this guy which is also supposed to be "our god" so we eat god.
Blood of jesus is the covenant, but nobody bats an eye. Seems like, the most normal thing to do in life, go eat some corpse and drink his blood.
A pedophile will make us bend the knee repeatedly and then we are given a cracker to eat. The cracker represents the idea of eating the corpse of this guy jesus. They call it "transubstantiation". By the magical power of the pedo priest the cracker is "transformed" into flesh. We basically eat this guy which is also supposed to be "our god" so we eat god.
Blood of jesus is the covenant, but nobody bats an eye. Seems like, the most normal thing to do in life, go eat some corpse and drink his blood.