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This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 07 Apr 2026, 17:07
by VH911

This is how @Darth_aurelius work looks like. (joke)

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 07 Apr 2026, 17:35
by General Alek
You are pushing it

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 07 Apr 2026, 17:50
by VH911
General Alek wrote: 07 Apr 2026, 17:35 You are pushing it
You sound pretty jealous. :hmm:

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 07 Apr 2026, 18:43
by SonOfElliotRodger
This completely unacceptable! You cannot talk about the Captain this way!

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 07 Apr 2026, 22:31
by femcelpussyeater
VH911 wrote: 07 Apr 2026, 17:07
This is how @Darth_aurelius work looks like.
fanboying a little to hard..

I wanna know what r/feminist has to say about this lmao

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 08 Apr 2026, 03:06
by VH911
SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 07 Apr 2026, 18:43 This completely unacceptable! You cannot talk about the Captain this way!
Yes, i can. It's a joke.

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 08 Apr 2026, 11:16
by Darth_aurelius
VH911 wrote: 07 Apr 2026, 17:07
This is how @Darth_aurelius work looks like.

I shall not countenance your disgusting and idiotic insinuations of debauchery on these forums when you know perfectly well from your long association with this movement that I have done more then any other man alive to advance the cause of incel revolution and liberation.

Furthermore, I have made several announcements both on the forums as well as in the general chat on element this week informing the comrades that my parents house, where I am domiciled, has been invaded by normies on account of my brother and his wife staying with us since Saturday and not leaving until tomorrow. See the thread I started last weekend entitled "living in normie hell" or something of that sort.

Additionally, when I am not working fulltime, taking care of nearly a dozen feral cats, helping my elderly and enfeebled parents and dealing with myriad other ancillary responsibilities in my life, I devote myself singularly and exclusively to these forums. See my post history two weeks ago when I was posting on average about 40-50 posts A DAY when I had some time off. My engagement in this community and commitment to our revolutionary ideals is only constrained by my limited time which itself is a function of the demands of my life as necessitated by my job and personal, familial obligations. Useless, lazy nigger cunt faggots like you from the most cucked nation in the world (germany) have absolutely no standing whatsoever to criticize or even dare to slander my unimpeachable reputation as a fanatical and zealous incel revolutionary Mujahedeen warrior.

Finally, we will not tolerate such conspicuous impudence from anyone in this movement, regardless of his rank, position, seniority or status. Insulting superior officers is a most grievous offense and it shall be punished swiftly and without mercy. Anyone here who dares to challenge my right to command will be fortunate if we don't decide to dox him and then deploy the forces of Sharia to execute righteous justice upon him.

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 08 Apr 2026, 11:18
by VH911
Darth_aurelius wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 11:16
VH911 wrote: 07 Apr 2026, 17:07
This is how @Darth_aurelius work looks like.

I shall not countenance your disgusting and idiotic insinuations of debauchery on these forums when you know perfectly well from your long association with this movement that I have done more then any other man alive to advance the cause of incel revolution and liberation.

Furthermore, I have made several announcements both on the forums as well as in the general chat on element this week informing the comrades that my parents house, where I am domiciled, has been invaded by normies on account of my brother and his wife staying with us since Saturday and not leaving until tomorrow. See the thread I started last weekend entitled "living in normie hell" or something of that sort.

Additionally, when I am not working fulltime, taking care of nearly a dozen feral cats, helping my elderly and enfeebled parents and dealing with myriad other ancillary responsibilities in my life, I devote myself singularly and exclusively to these forums. See my post history two weeks ago when I was posting on average about 40-50 posts A DAY when I had some time off. My engagement in this community and commitment to our revolutionary ideals is only constrained by my limited time which itself is a function of the demands of my life as necessitated by my job and personal, familial obligations. Useless, lazy nigger cunt faggots like you from the most cucked nation in the world (germany) have absolutely no standing whatsoever to criticize or even dare to slander my unimpeachable reputation as a fanatical and zealous incel revolutionary Mujahedeen warrior.

Finally, we will not tolerate such conspicuous impudence from anyone in this movement, regardless of his rank, position, seniority or status. Insulting superior officers is a most grievous offense and it shall be punished swiftly and without mercy. Anyone here who dares to challenge my right to command will be fortunate if we don't decide to dox him and then deploy the forces of Sharia to execute righteous justice upon him.
you know that it's just a joke.

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 08 Apr 2026, 11:29
by Darth_aurelius
VH911 wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 11:18
Darth_aurelius wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 11:16
VH911 wrote: 07 Apr 2026, 17:07
This is how @Darth_aurelius work looks like.

I shall not countenance your disgusting and idiotic insinuations of debauchery on these forums when you know perfectly well from your long association with this movement that I have done more then any other man alive to advance the cause of incel revolution and liberation.

Furthermore, I have made several announcements both on the forums as well as in the general chat on element this week informing the comrades that my parents house, where I am domiciled, has been invaded by normies on account of my brother and his wife staying with us since Saturday and not leaving until tomorrow. See the thread I started last weekend entitled "living in normie hell" or something of that sort.

Additionally, when I am not working fulltime, taking care of nearly a dozen feral cats, helping my elderly and enfeebled parents and dealing with myriad other ancillary responsibilities in my life, I devote myself singularly and exclusively to these forums. See my post history two weeks ago when I was posting on average about 40-50 posts A DAY when I had some time off. My engagement in this community and commitment to our revolutionary ideals is only constrained by my limited time which itself is a function of the demands of my life as necessitated by my job and personal, familial obligations. Useless, lazy nigger cunt faggots like you from the most cucked nation in the world (germany) have absolutely no standing whatsoever to criticize or even dare to slander my unimpeachable reputation as a fanatical and zealous incel revolutionary Mujahedeen warrior.

Finally, we will not tolerate such conspicuous impudence from anyone in this movement, regardless of his rank, position, seniority or status. Insulting superior officers is a most grievous offense and it shall be punished swiftly and without mercy. Anyone here who dares to challenge my right to command will be fortunate if we don't decide to dox him and then deploy the forces of Sharia to execute righteous justice upon him.
you know that it's just a joke.

Even if there is a 1% chance that anyone who views this may conceivably interpret it as being a genuine assault on the integrity, fidelity and Islamic piety of your Fuhrer then it is unacceptable and demands the retributive and merciless application of Sharia. I recommend that you edit the original post so as to include some language to the effect that this is merely meant to be satire and is not a genuine critic of the leadership. Failing to do so will result in arraignment, prosecution and conviction in the Supreme Court of Incel Appeals.

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 08 Apr 2026, 16:45
by SonOfElliotRodger
VH911 wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 03:06
SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 07 Apr 2026, 18:43 This completely unacceptable! You cannot talk about the Captain this way!
Yes, i can. It's a joke.
This is not a joke. This is blasphemy.

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 08 Apr 2026, 17:06
by VH911
SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 16:45
VH911 wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 03:06
SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 07 Apr 2026, 18:43 This completely unacceptable! You cannot talk about the Captain this way!
Yes, i can. It's a joke.
This is not a joke. This is blasphemy.
larp. it's a joke, and you know it.

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 08 Apr 2026, 17:21
by SonOfElliotRodger
VH911 wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 17:06
SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 16:45
VH911 wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 03:06

Yes, i can. It's a joke.
This is not a joke. This is blasphemy.
larp. it's a joke, and you know it.
You are calling me a lamp when you are committing blasphemy? What sense does that make? You cannot disrespect The Captain or anyone this way. He has even warned you so many times. Why don't you get it? This is not a joke.

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 08 Apr 2026, 17:37
by VH911
SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 17:21
VH911 wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 17:06
SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 16:45

This is not a joke. This is blasphemy.
larp. it's a joke, and you know it.
You are calling me a lamp when you are committing blasphemy? What sense does that make? You cannot disrespect The Captain or anyone this way. He has even warned you so many times. Why don't you get it? This is not a joke.
it literally says it is a joke: (joke)

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 08 Apr 2026, 18:30
by SonOfElliotRodger
VH911 wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 17:37
SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 17:21
VH911 wrote: 08 Apr 2026, 17:06

larp. it's a joke, and you know it.
You are calling me a lamp when you are committing blasphemy? What sense does that make? You cannot disrespect The Captain or anyone this way. He has even warned you so many times. Why don't you get it? This is not a joke.
it literally says it is a joke: (joke)
It is not funny period.

This is why Darth has no time for us, he's busy all the time!

Posted: 08 Apr 2026, 19:33
by Tovarishcel
not funny 100000%