Given that Fat Link is going to die prematurely for being a morbidly obese fuck I think its a idea to pre plan his funeral as his time is coming soon. I wonder which funeral director will have the dishonor of preparing his morbidly obese ass for his last rites. I sure feel sorry for whoever that is.
I wonder what size casket would befit his morbidly obese ass? Or is he going to be buried in a piano case?
It is probably better to cremate his fat ass to spare that funeral director from looking at his morbidly obese ass longer than they have to.
Which of these funeral homes in Ossinke Michigan is going to host Fat Link's funeral?
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That would be ideal for him.TruAlphaMale wrote: 04 Apr 2026, 23:45 He should be cremated and have his ashes spread inside an onlyfans girl’s house since he is a simp.
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