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I believe the feds are tracking me

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 1:56 pm
by Darth_aurelius
I should preface this by stating unequivocally that I am not the sort of irrational person who is prone to incline towards conspiratorial type thinking and, on the contrary, I tend to adjudicate matters on the basis of a circumspect and careful consideration of all relevant facts. That being said, I suspect that a federal law enforcement agent or someone affiliated with some LE agency is trying to insinuate himself in to my good graces and get me to confide in him.

I go to a local gym near where I live and have been doing so for many years. In all of that time, I have never once been approached by any fellow gym members, be they man or foid and I make a concerted effort to avoid eye contact with the normies who surround me there for the express purpose of ensuring that I don't have to engage in any banal conversations with them, as I am constitutionally unable to make small talk.

Two weeks ago while I was using a cable pulldown machine some rando normie-tier guy approached me and complimented my form, technique and the amount of weight that I was lifting. I would have assumed that he was some sort of faggot aspiring to ingratiate himself to me by way of gay simping but he looked like a member of a biker gang, had a large beard, is fully tatted, is strong-fat and wears paraphernalia which suggested that he is ex-military, all of which facts strongly suggest that there are no faggatronics here. While I spoke briefly with this normfag, I soon excused myself for purposes of returning to my routine and not being encumbered by frivolous conversation.

I thought nothing of this encounter until the same guy approached me today while I was on the bench press and asked me for a spot/lift assist. I would not have thought this to be remarkable but for the fact that there were other guys situated on the gym floor between he and I and he could have easily asked any of them but made a concerted effort to engage with me. I rendered the requested lift assist which, incidentally, he did not at all need as he was effortlessly busting out reps and I then once more attempted to excuse myself to avoid having to converse with him. He detained me further by insisting on making the sort of small talk which I abominate and very quickly confided to me that he had been in the service and had been on deployment in Iraq when his gf at the time cheated on him with some chad tier civilian.

Ordinarily, I would have expressed both outrage as well as astonishment that he had not killed this insolent whore with his bare hands as any man of honor would have done but I merely acted in accordance with norm-tier sensibilities and suggested that she was a disloyal harlot for her despicable acts of treachery. After several more minutes of listening to this guy banter on about his diet, exercise routine and other topics of absolutely no consequence or interest to me, he asked for my phone number so that he could ostensibly coordinate gym visits and have me be his lifting partner. He also suggested that he strongly distrusts the federal government as he told me that the phone he uses is not listed under his actual name.

My intuitions led me to conclude that he is a law enforcement agent who has been planted in that gym to try and gain favor with me in a manner that would appear sufficiently innocuous so as to allay whatever suspicions I might otherwise reasonably have. I told him I would see him tomorrow as I would be back again at that time but alas, I have no intentions of going back tomorrow and plan to actually switch my membership to another location so as to avoid this fed. I welcome your comments, suggestions and insights comrades.

Re: I believe the feds are tracking me

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 1:59 pm
by decembrist_kirillov
or maybe he is just a faggot

Re: I believe the feds are tracking me

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 2:02 pm
by Darth_aurelius
decembrist_kirillov wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 1:59 pm or maybe he is just a faggot
Unlikely due to the reasons I adumbrated above (ex-military, biker gang appearance, strong-fat physique, large beard that is very heterosexual in appearance, does not approach any other men in the gym despite them being more attractive then myself, expressly stated he had an ex girlfriend, etc.).

Re: I believe the feds are tracking me

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 3:03 pm
by General Alek
probably not a fed

Re: I believe the feds are tracking me

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 3:36 pm
by VH911
sounds pretty sus tbh. but i think you can have further contact with him, as long as youre not giving away more information than you already have given away online.
if he has any connections with the fed, then he probably got hired on the street by the actual fed, and he is just a normie that gets paid for it, that also explains why he looks like a biker.

Re: I believe the feds are tracking me

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 4:16 pm
by Darth_aurelius
General Alek wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 3:03 pm probably not a fed
And on what basis do you surmise that? Because it seems to me that everything that I have stated above would suggest that he is deliberately targeting me for engagement for some reason and it is extremely unlikely, based on contextual inferences that he is doing so because he is LGBTQmaxxing.

Re: I believe the feds are tracking me

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 4:20 pm
by Darth_aurelius
VH911 wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 3:36 pm sounds pretty sus tbh. but i think you can have further contact with him, as long as youre not giving away more information than you already have given away online.
if he has any connections with the fed, then he probably got hired on the street by the actual fed, and he is just a normie that gets paid for it, that also explains why he looks like a biker.
Yes but I don't actually want to have any contact with him as I find him to be both annoying and distracting from my routine. I am moderately ADHD and OCD and as such, I need to do things in accordance with a particular methodology. I am not in the gym to socialize or to make friends with norm tier guys, I am there to enhance my physical strength so that if ever the IBM and IPF doesn't result in brilliant success, I can more effectively transition to a career as a serial rapist or serial killer who can easily overpower and rape/kill foids. This is purely a hypothetical proposition of course and not something that I am imminently planning. But I think there are too many red flags to ignore here and I would personally suggest there is at least a 50% chance he is either an LEO himself or, as you surmised, potentially an informant.

Re: I believe the feds are tracking me

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 6:56 pm
by Tovarishcel
fed or fag asking a random person to help you in a gym is weird

Re: I believe the feds are tracking me

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 7:04 pm
by Darth_aurelius
Tovarishcel wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 6:56 pm fed or fag asking a random person to help you in a gym is weird
And possible a fed who is also a faggot. I personally think that there is very strong compelling evidence which would allow the reasonable inference that this guy is working for or with a law enforcement agency. The fact that he is making such a concerted effort to engage with me personally despite the fact that there are many other HTN tier males lifting in the gym some of whom mog me to oblivion and back as well as the nature and course of the conversation he had with me would be an extraordinary coincidence if he wasn't a federal agent or a law enforcement operative of some sort. He talked of his suspicion that the federal government may be using his phone to track him, he made reference to firearms that he owns and uses for some sort of competition, he then went on to lament his ex gf's infidelity whilst he was on deployment. That last fact or claim would be precisely what you would expect a federal agent to say to the leader of an incel paramilitary group to get him to trust the agent and/or say something potentially incriminating. I know enough about the law to know that.

Re: I believe the feds are tracking me

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 7:20 pm
by Mud Crab
The E Commissioner where i live is useless old Foid who is even more hopeless than that Secret Service Cat Lady Foid who recently resigned .

Re: I believe the feds are tracking me

Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 7:30 pm
by Darth_aurelius
Mud Crab wrote: Fri Aug 02, 2024 7:20 pm The E Commissioner where i live is useless old Foid who is even more hopeless than that Secret Service Cat Lady Foid who recently resigned .
They are all useless and fit only for being enslaved and raped by their male overlords, hence our enthusiastic endorsement of and desire to fully implement the holy Sharia law which will mandate that all foids become property of men. Inshallah.

Re: I believe the feds are tracking me

Posted: Mon Nov 18, 2024 12:20 am
by Raider919
i just feel glad i own a 30# dumbell and have never bought a gym subscription