International Brotherhood of Men

This job would be ideal for him given that he is a morbidly obese fuck. The Iranians could use his fat ass as a human shield is the US Iran War. This is due to do how many layers of fat he has on him. He probably has 500 stomachs so therefore he could very well survive being hit by bullets. The bullets would just lodge in his stomach and could be easily removed by an army medic.

This retarded morbidly obese fuck could actually make use of his fat ass.

i wanted to give him job as an ashtray maybe we do both, after they smoked him with napalm bombs i can use his skull for puttin off cigars.

At least he sacrificed himself selflessly for others.