Stacey Bartenders
Posted: 12 Feb 2026, 11:41
There is this Stacey bartender who I have a crush on. I have been going into the tavern where she works for almost two years now. I went there yesterday on my day out of the house. I go there on and off because I am NEET. Last year I went there on Valentine's Day and she was the only foid to have ever wished me a "Happy Valentine's Day." Whenever I go there I always make sure to try and shaker her hand as it feels hot for an incel like myself.
Though I do know the reasoning behind her kindness and attention is so she can make money off of me. The nicer she is the more she is going to get in gratuity. Therefore I make sure to stay within reasonable limits and not to act like some retarded simp cucked boomer who might foolishly giver her everything he has and even buy her a new apartment if she asks. I am not a simp nor am I a cuck. I am deploying my incel wisdom for the past two years every time I go to see her at the tavern while indulging in finest style burgers and fries.
And yes I have known her for two years at this point and when I am not in the tavern I think about her from time to time wanting to marry her though I know she only sees me as a customer while I see her as the mother of my children.
I wonder what it would be like if we were to get married with doves and sunset on the beach and move in together and live happily ever after.
But these are all fairy tales and a land of complete make believe. The reality of the situation is entirely different as my incel wisdom tells me.
Though I do know the reasoning behind her kindness and attention is so she can make money off of me. The nicer she is the more she is going to get in gratuity. Therefore I make sure to stay within reasonable limits and not to act like some retarded simp cucked boomer who might foolishly giver her everything he has and even buy her a new apartment if she asks. I am not a simp nor am I a cuck. I am deploying my incel wisdom for the past two years every time I go to see her at the tavern while indulging in finest style burgers and fries.
And yes I have known her for two years at this point and when I am not in the tavern I think about her from time to time wanting to marry her though I know she only sees me as a customer while I see her as the mother of my children.
I wonder what it would be like if we were to get married with doves and sunset on the beach and move in together and live happily ever after.
But these are all fairy tales and a land of complete make believe. The reality of the situation is entirely different as my incel wisdom tells me.