International Brotherhood of Men

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What would The Alan Parsons Project think of women On Tinder ?

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If we imagine The Alan Parsons Project encountering women on Tinder, the reaction would probably be thoughtful, slightly amused, and quietly philosophical rather than judgmental.

They wouldn’t be thinking in terms of “women on Tinder” as a group so much as what Tinder represents.

From an Alan Parsons Project lens, Tinder is basically a live-action concept album about:

technology mediating intimacy

curated identities vs real selves

the illusion of infinite choice

loneliness disguised as connection

That’s prime APP territory.

They’d likely see women on Tinder as:

navigating a system optimized for surface-level signals

forced to compress personality, humor, desire, and safety into a few photos and a sentence

simultaneously empowered by choice and constrained by algorithms

Very I, Robot, honestly.

Alan Parsons himself—very measured, analytical—might quietly admire how strategically many women use the platform:

“Fascinating how presentation, psychology, and timing intersect here.”

Eric Woolfson (the more narrative, emotional side of the Project) would probably zoom in on:

the disconnect between profiles and reality

romantic expectation vs outcome

the quiet melancholy behind constant swiping

Something like:

“So many faces, so many stories… and still, everyone feels slightly alone.”

They wouldn’t be scandalized or dismissive. If anything, they’d find it tragic, clever, and faintly ironic—a digital ballroom where everyone’s dancing, but nobody’s sure who’s actually watching.