Major promotion announcement and other administrative matters
Posted: 28 Oct 2025, 16:56
Attention to orders men! On the recommendation and proposal of the Commanding Officer of the IPF and with the advice and unanimous consent of the senior leadership of the incel movement, the following promotions are hereby effectuated on this Twenty-eighth day of October in the year of Allah 2025:
ILM Comrade Homeslesscel is hereby elevated to the status of Candidate Member for induction into the IPF and will receive full promtion and corresponding honors upon satisfaction of all required prerequisites to advancement;
IPF Soldier Interferon is hereby restored to the status of full ranking Solider after returning from a temporary leave of absence;
IPF Solider King David is hereby appointed to the position of Recruitment Specialist, inducted into the venerable ranks of the Secondary Staff and promoted to the rank of Senior Soldier in the IPF;
For his long and dedicated service to the cause of incel revolution and out of consideration for his brilliant work in the progressive capacities of recruitment specialist, recruitment supervisor, Assistant Operations Manager and most recently, Operations Manager, Sergeant First Class General Alek is hereby appointed to the position of Chief of Staff of the IPF. In his new role, SFC Alek will serve as the de facto second in command of the real world Incel political movement and shall act as representative of the commanding officer in his absence.
Please join me in congratulating our comrades on their various outstanding personal achievements.
For the Headquarters Staff,
CPT Darth Aurelius, J.D.
@General Alek
@KingDavid
@Interferon
@Homelesscel
ILM Comrade Homeslesscel is hereby elevated to the status of Candidate Member for induction into the IPF and will receive full promtion and corresponding honors upon satisfaction of all required prerequisites to advancement;
IPF Soldier Interferon is hereby restored to the status of full ranking Solider after returning from a temporary leave of absence;
IPF Solider King David is hereby appointed to the position of Recruitment Specialist, inducted into the venerable ranks of the Secondary Staff and promoted to the rank of Senior Soldier in the IPF;
For his long and dedicated service to the cause of incel revolution and out of consideration for his brilliant work in the progressive capacities of recruitment specialist, recruitment supervisor, Assistant Operations Manager and most recently, Operations Manager, Sergeant First Class General Alek is hereby appointed to the position of Chief of Staff of the IPF. In his new role, SFC Alek will serve as the de facto second in command of the real world Incel political movement and shall act as representative of the commanding officer in his absence.
Please join me in congratulating our comrades on their various outstanding personal achievements.
For the Headquarters Staff,
CPT Darth Aurelius, J.D.
@General Alek
@KingDavid
@Interferon
@Homelesscel