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Who was the first attractive human in history ?
Posted: 06 Oct 2025, 20:39
by Massimo
Was it a man or woman or was it both that came at the same time ?
Who was the first attractive human in history ?
Posted: 06 Oct 2025, 20:47
by Darth_aurelius
Massimo wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 20:39
Was it a man or woman or was it both that came at the same time ?
Eve was reputed to be a fine whore with a tight cunt until Adam ravaged her. As an aside, we eagerly await you swearing in as a member of the IPF. Know that joining our elite ranks would never entail any imputation of illegality nor would we ever ask or require you to engage in any form of conduct that would transgress upon the laws of the US or the several states which have jurisdiction over our various operational domains. I hope you will accept this great honor that we have bestowed upon thee as it will provide ample opportunity for promotion, power and glory.
Who was the first attractive human in history ?
Posted: 06 Oct 2025, 21:39
by Massimo
Darth_aurelius wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 20:47
Massimo wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 20:39
Was it a man or woman or was it both that came at the same time ?
Eve was reputed to be a fine whore with a tight cunt until Adam ravaged her. As an aside, we eagerly await you swearing in as a member of the IPF. Know that joining our elite ranks would never entail any imputation of illegality nor would we ever ask or require you to engage in any form of conduct that would transgress upon the laws of the US or the several states which have jurisdiction over our various operational domains. I hope you will accept this great honor that we have bestowed upon thee as it will provide ample opportunity for promotion, power and glory.
Ok fine I'll do it but I'm not becoming Muslim.
Who was the first attractive human in history ?
Posted: 06 Oct 2025, 21:52
by Darth_aurelius
Massimo wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 21:39
Darth_aurelius wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 20:47
Massimo wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 20:39
Was it a man or woman or was it both that came at the same time ?
Eve was reputed to be a fine whore with a tight cunt until Adam ravaged her. As an aside, we eagerly await you swearing in as a member of the IPF. Know that joining our elite ranks would never entail any imputation of illegality nor would we ever ask or require you to engage in any form of conduct that would transgress upon the laws of the US or the several states which have jurisdiction over our various operational domains. I hope you will accept this great honor that we have bestowed upon thee as it will provide ample opportunity for promotion, power and glory.
Ok fine I'll do it but I'm not becoming Muslim.
We never impose our religious scruples upon anyone though we do strongly encourage allegiance to almighty Allah. I am personally ecumenical in my acceptance of all faiths and even my willingness to embrace nihilists and atheists, so long as they swear allegiance to the IPF and obey the commands of their Fuhrer.
Who was the first attractive human in history ?
Posted: 06 Oct 2025, 23:33
by Massimo
Darth_aurelius wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 21:52
Massimo wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 21:39
Darth_aurelius wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 20:47
Eve was reputed to be a fine whore with a tight cunt until Adam ravaged her. As an aside, we eagerly await you swearing in as a member of the IPF. Know that joining our elite ranks would never entail any imputation of illegality nor would we ever ask or require you to engage in any form of conduct that would transgress upon the laws of the US or the several states which have jurisdiction over our various operational domains. I hope you will accept this great honor that we have bestowed upon thee as it will provide ample opportunity for promotion, power and glory.
Ok fine I'll do it but I'm not becoming Muslim.
We never impose our religious scruples upon anyone though we do strongly encourage allegiance to almighty Allah. I am personally ecumenical in my acceptance of all faiths and even my willingness to embrace nihilists and atheists, so long as they swear allegiance to the IPF and obey the commands of their Fuhrer.
Ok I'm that case sounds good.
Who was the first attractive human in history ?
Posted: 06 Oct 2025, 23:39
by Darth_aurelius
Massimo wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 23:33
Darth_aurelius wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 21:52
Massimo wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 21:39
Ok fine I'll do it but I'm not becoming Muslim.
We never impose our religious scruples upon anyone though we do strongly encourage allegiance to almighty Allah. I am personally ecumenical in my acceptance of all faiths and even my willingness to embrace nihilists and atheists, so long as they swear allegiance to the IPF and obey the commands of their Fuhrer.
Ok I'm that case sounds good.
Please post your Vaccaro audio link in the Thread of the Oaths or otherwise schedule a personal swearing in ceremony on Element with either myself or my second in command, Mullah and Sergeant Major Sumzero.
Who was the first attractive human in history ?
Posted: 07 Oct 2025, 19:19
by KingDavid
Massimo wrote: 06 Oct 2025, 20:39
Was it a man or woman or was it both that came at the same time ?
Eve was definitely the first attractive woman in history. Before Satan fucked everything up and caused us all of us to suffer on earth as incels.