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When is the ipf going to volunteer as a Muslim mercenary army?

Posted: 18 Jul 2025, 19:36
by incel_jihad
So many of our Muslim brothers around the world need our services and fanatical fighting capabilities. Maybe the captain and the other commanders could make a deal with Pakistan or Somalia to let us serve as mercenaries in exchange for AK-47's, Toyota Hiluxes and female slaves to rape and beat to death?

When is the ipf going to volunteer as a Muslim mercenary army?

Posted: 19 Jul 2025, 11:08
by Darth_aurelius
incel_jihad wrote: 18 Jul 2025, 19:36 So many of our Muslim brothers around the world need our services and fanatical fighting capabilities. Maybe the captain and the other commanders could make a deal with Pakistan or Somalia to let us serve as mercenaries in exchange for AK-47's, Toyota Hiluxes and female slaves to rape and beat to death?

I envision a future wherein the IPF becomes an Islamic fundamentalist version of the French Foreign Legion and will travel all around the world deploying to the lands of Dar al Islam in order to defend our brother Muslims in arms and fight the infidels wherever they may be. We will eventually forge constructive and close diplomatic relations with honorable nations such as Iran, China, North Korea, Pakistan, Chechnya and Sierra Leon and will offer our incomparably fanatical fighting services to these nations while receiving land grants, the type of equipment you referenced above as well as the means by which to create our own nation-state.