Elite simp
Posted: 14 Jul 2025, 23:56
When he was hit by some
woman's love harpoon, Willie Carter Spann, nephew of the then US
President, Jimmy Carter, put the following advert in a newspaper:
To Susan Lynn: I love you so much I would crawl thru 9 miles of
broken glass and razor blades to sniff the truck tires that haul your
drawers to the laundry. I would fist-fight a gut-shot polar bear with
my hands tied behind my back for a few moments alone with you. I
love you, marry me. Willie Carter Spann.
woman's love harpoon, Willie Carter Spann, nephew of the then US
President, Jimmy Carter, put the following advert in a newspaper:
To Susan Lynn: I love you so much I would crawl thru 9 miles of
broken glass and razor blades to sniff the truck tires that haul your
drawers to the laundry. I would fist-fight a gut-shot polar bear with
my hands tied behind my back for a few moments alone with you. I
love you, marry me. Willie Carter Spann.