Attention HQ Staff
Posted: 19 Jun 2025, 18:03
Comrade staff members,
My region experienced catastrophic severe weather last night including a tornado that touched down less than 5 miles from where I am currently living. I lost power early this morning (600 AM EST) and the restoration estimate predicts that it should be restored by tomorrow afternoon. I am using the wifi at a public library at present to type this but I had to provide proof of life lest you men think I was kidnapped by the Mossad. We should still plan on having our staff briefing tomorrow evening on element at 600 PM EST. Hopefully normies are not observing my screen from afar as I type this. Pray to Allah that he restore my power soon brothers.
My region experienced catastrophic severe weather last night including a tornado that touched down less than 5 miles from where I am currently living. I lost power early this morning (600 AM EST) and the restoration estimate predicts that it should be restored by tomorrow afternoon. I am using the wifi at a public library at present to type this but I had to provide proof of life lest you men think I was kidnapped by the Mossad. We should still plan on having our staff briefing tomorrow evening on element at 600 PM EST. Hopefully normies are not observing my screen from afar as I type this. Pray to Allah that he restore my power soon brothers.
