International Brotherhood of Men

Attention to orders men! Per the recommendation of the commanding officer of the IPF and with the approval of the senior leadership staff, Soldier Brutal Car Crash (formerly known as "Teutoni") is hereby promoted to the rank of Soldier First Class in recognition both his long record of distinguished service in the IPF as well as his exceptional commitment to the cause of men’s rights. Please congratulate our comrade on his outstanding personal achievement.

Darth Aurelius, CPT
Commanding Officer