International Brotherhood of Men

Attention to orders men! Per the recommendation of the commanding officer of the IPF and with the approval of the senior leadership staff, CPL Tovarishcel is hereby promoted to the rank of Sergeant in recognition of both his exemplary service record as the Technical Services Supervisor as well as his exceptional commitment to the cause of men’s rights. Please congratulate our comrade on his outstanding personal achievement.

Darth Aurelius, CPT
Commanding Officer