International Brotherhood of Men

Men have three outcomes:
1. Born chads
2. Willingly become slaves to accrue resources for extremely used holes (chad leftovers that would divorce at any sliver of a chance at sex with chad)
3. Left hopelessly celibate with a selection of several coping mechanisms or roping

4. join IPF

5. Commence Jihad against all normies, achieve Shaheed, become a Blessed Martyr and live forever in imperishable glory. Inshallah.