Womanese

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Do what you want.

You’ll pay for it later

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I don’t remember how much it costs
I’ll never tell you it cost a fortune.

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Let’s paint the room!
You paint the room, I’m going shopping. Oh, and don’t make a mess

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Uh huh
Oh, did you say something? Whatever it was, it must not have been
important.

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No, take out is fine for dinner
You cheap bastard!

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I want a stable future.
I need to marry a sugar daddy!

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You wouldn’t understand.

I don’t even understand, but I’m not going to tell you that.
Hell, we ALL don’t understand.

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My screen name is JennySmalt
I have nothing to hide. There is nothing exciting about me.

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My screen name is DoItToMeNow6969696969
If you need this explained, you aren’t a guy.
OK Mr. AFC. Since you cannot get this (and thus have no chance of
becoming a guy), girlproblems.com is your home.

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So why did you and your ex break up?

What is wrong with you?
Because I was Mr. NiceGuy who skipped around in fantasy land and...
No, don’t tell her. Say “I dunno!”

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This guy was STARING at me today. He then came over and asked me
out...
She wants YOU to ask her out RIGHT NOW!
It seems she is talking about other guys, but she is actually trying to
convey that she is beautiful and desirable. She wants you to see that
because she wants you to ask her out NOW.

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What do you think of [insert girl’s name]? What do you think about
that girl [insert another girl’s name]?

Do I have competition?

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I don’t want a boyfriend now.
I don’t want YOU as my boyfriend
EVERY woman is on a lookout for a man. It’s a life purpose

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I don’t know. What do YOU want to do?

I can’t BELIEVE you have nothing planned.
No, you are absolutely dead in the water. Congratulations, flotsam!

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I’m picky!
There are no dating prospects here!

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I’m VERY picky!
I’m a religious virgin girl, still under the umbrella of her parents, and
demand perfection.
Can we say ‘unrealistic expectations’?

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Maybe [insert old woman] thought you were hot!
You are what is hot.
Women are not direct. They project their thoughts through a prop. In
this case, the old lady is the prop.

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Come here!
My puppy dog does this too!
And her attention scraps are “Nice Guy Chow”.

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This apartment is SO inconvenient!

I want a new apartment.
And I want a new girlfriend!

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I want new furniture
I want new furniture, carpeting, curtains, wallpaper...