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Sewers Megathread
Posted: 18 Jun 2025, 20:05
by General Alek
Found 2 slugs in my living room
Sealed them in an empty ice cream tub with some lettuce
Will decide what to do with them tomorrow
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 19 Jun 2025, 08:24
by General Alek
They didn't eat any of the lettuce and all they did is try to get out
I put them outside
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 19 Jun 2025, 18:20
by Darth_aurelius
General Alek wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 08:24
They didn't eat any of the lettuce and all they did is try to get out
I put them outside
You could have deployed them as small-scale bio weapons against foids who both loath and fear such creatures, much in the same way as they do with incel men in point of fact. Also, you will be interested and perhaps pleased to know that I consumed the equivalent of an entire 750 ml bottle last night and despite having only slept for about 4 hours I am still moderately functional today. I am looking forward to personally reviewing your eligibility for promotion to SSG during our staff briefing tomorrow evening at 600 PM EST in the SS room of element.
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 19 Jun 2025, 22:10
by VH911
Darth_aurelius wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 18:20
General Alek wrote: 19 Jun 2025, 08:24
They didn't eat any of the lettuce and all they did is try to get out
I put them outside
You could have deployed them as small-scale bio weapons against foids who both loath and fear such creatures, much in the same way as they do with incel men in point of fact. Also, you will be interested and perhaps pleased to know that I consumed the equivalent of an entire 750 ml bottle last night and despite having only slept for about 4 hours I am still moderately functional today. I am looking forward to personally reviewing your eligibility for promotion to SSG during our staff briefing tomorrow evening at 600 PM EST in the SS room of element.
Women dont actually loarh these creatures, its all just narcissism. Just because their expressions are hysterical doesnt mean that they have it any worse.
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 20 Jun 2025, 16:39
by General Alek
Oh no
I have lost a 10pound note
I was going to spend it on beer
But now ive lost it
I have no idea where it could be
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 20 Jun 2025, 17:22
by Darth_aurelius
General Alek wrote: 20 Jun 2025, 16:39
Oh no
I have lost a 10pound note
I was going to spend it on beer
But now ive lost it
I have no idea where it could be
One of innumerable other reasons why it is preferable not to drink to excess so as to prevent the loss of items that you would otherwise have the mental fitness to keep track of. I am still suffering the pain associated with a wrist injury that I somehow sustained two nights ago whilst drinking rather excessively myself, though it has been a while since I wake up the day after a drinking episode with injuries whose cause I can't even recall.
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:09
by General Alek
I was abused by my mother and her brother
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:10
by General Alek
I once didn't shower or bathe for 4 years
From 2015 - 2019
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:12
by General Alek
I once didn't shower or bathe for 4 years
From 2015 - 2019
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:12
by General Alek
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:14
by General Alek
I used to consider escorts disgusting, but then it occurred to me that they haven't had many more dicks inside them than most modern women who aren't escorts
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:15
by General Alek
I get such a boner over the wife of Noah from the bible, and also over the wives of Noah's sons
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:16
by General Alek
General Alek wrote: 21 Jun 2025, 09:15
I get such a boner over the wife of Noah from the bible, and also over the wives of Noah's sons
The only women good enough to be saved from the flood
They must've been pretty good women
Real feminine
Good women were as rare then as they are now
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:17
by General Alek
From 12 - 16, I could've consented to sex with an adult woman better than i could consent to it now, in my 20s
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:17
by General Alek
I slapped my mother while drunk a while ago
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:18
by General Alek
General Alek wrote: 21 Jun 2025, 09:17
I slapped my mother while drunk a while ago
Only cause she attacked me first though
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:19
by General Alek
I'd like a conservative woman to imprison my cock in her vagina
Conservatives are keen on borders and boundaries and confinement right?
Well i'd like a conservative gal to confine my cock to her vagina
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:20
by General Alek
Virgins make nonvirgins look like creepy nonces by comparison
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:20
by General Alek
"The Office" is absolutely fucking awful
Sewers Megathread
Posted: 21 Jun 2025, 09:21
by General Alek
Australia is really underpopulated
There is so much useable land that's unused