The tragedy of Darth Aurelius the wise (Tinder horror storys)

[Darth_aurelius]

As some of you will invariably recall, I have spent many long hours excoriating Tinder and other similarly situated dating apps for rigging the game against men in the most invidious and calculating way. These apps reinforce hypergamy, female empowerment and female supremacy in a way which is positively antithetical to the interests of virtually all men. I shall tell my own story anecdotally below though the reader must be prepared for the horrors which await them.

Much like St. Elliot Himself, peace be upon Him, I too am something of a supreme gentleman in my own right. I am tall, musclemaxxed, stronger then approximately 95% of normie tier men in the gym, possessed of extraordinarily high IQ (my IQ is 126 which implies that I am intellectually superior to 98% of males and 99.999% of foids), have an advanced education, am a trained lawyer and am a man of exquisite sophistication, erudition and manly fortitude. Additionally, I possess a dark, Bond villain like charisma which many of my incel comrades find to be compelling and inspirational.

Based on the forgoing and entirely dispassionate analysis using empirically valid objective aesthetic and human valuation metrics, I would be considered a top tier man and have legendary status were we living in a more civilized time or in a more honorable place (e.g., Nazi Germany, the Caliphate, Saddam Hussein's Iraq or any place in the world before about the year 2000).

Men such as me and indeed, men such as the vast majority of the noble, honorable and virtuous incel revolutionaries who populate these forums deserve a foid who is commensurate to ourselves not merely by aesthetic metrics but also by virtue of taking into consideration our superior intellect, physical might, Mujahedeen like courage and stoical virtues.

Despite my obvious masculine prowess and fine intellectual qualities, I routinely and exclusively match with disgusting, physically revolting, wretched land whales, meth heads, troons and other assorted scum. I shall post a picture of myself below as evidence of my obvious superiority and then follow it with an image of a foid who ought to be my looksmatch were we living in a fair and just world and then images of my actual looksmastches per Tinders degenerate foid empowering system (a product of more systemic cultural degeneracy).

Myself:

My looksmatch from Tinder if we lived in a just world:

Actual samples of Tinder "matches" (ER and Jihad fuel):

[Mentally lost cel]

you need to use steroıds , your body doesnt look that good , ı dont thınk that girl would be ur match bro

[Darth_aurelius]

you need to use steroıds , your body doesnt look that good , ı dont thınk that girl would be ur match bro

That is not the best picture of me and certainly not one which is ideally representative of my massive physical size and legendary musclemaxxed physique. I am 6'3 and 220 lbs with very low body fat percentage. That girl would absolutely be commensurate to me based on the principles that I have elucidated above which you seem to not give any consideration to and probably didn't even bother reading.

Read my excellent novel that I wrote and published here to get a better sense of what I mean when we take in to account a variety of elements when contemplating the calculus which yields an SMV rating on the decile scale. I you think it is merely a matter of bicep size (my arms are 19 inches btw) then you are being disingenuous to truly objectively meritorious qualities such as genius level intellect, Mujahedeen level fighting prowess, Imam tier erudition and heroic Islamic virtue.

[Mentally lost cel]

you need to use steroıds , your body doesnt look that good , ı dont thınk that girl would be ur match bro

That is not the best picture of me and certainly not one which is ideally representative of my massive physical size and legendary musclemaxxed physique. I am 6'3 and 220 lbs with very low body fat percentage. That girl would absolutely be commensurate to me based on the principles that I have elucidated above which you seem to not give any consideration to and probably didn't even bother reading.

Read my excellent novel that I wrote and published here to get a better sense of what I mean when we take in to account a variety of elements when contemplating the calculus which yields an SMV rating on the decile scale. I you think it is merely a matter of bicep size (my arms are 19 inches btw) then you are being disingenuous to truly objectively meritorious qualities such as genius level intellect, Mujahedeen level fighting prowess, Imam tier erudition and heroic Islamic virtue.

your face matters the most , its not about body fat or muscles

[Darth_aurelius]

you need to use steroıds , your body doesnt look that good , ı dont thınk that girl would be ur match bro

That is not the best picture of me and certainly not one which is ideally representative of my massive physical size and legendary musclemaxxed physique. I am 6'3 and 220 lbs with very low body fat percentage. That girl would absolutely be commensurate to me based on the principles that I have elucidated above which you seem to not give any consideration to and probably didn't even bother reading.

Read my excellent novel that I wrote and published here to get a better sense of what I mean when we take in to account a variety of elements when contemplating the calculus which yields an SMV rating on the decile scale. I you think it is merely a matter of bicep size (my arms are 19 inches btw) then you are being disingenuous to truly objectively meritorious qualities such as genius level intellect, Mujahedeen level fighting prowess, Imam tier erudition and heroic Islamic virtue.

your face matters the most , its not about body fat or muscles

I agree with you generally but it also depends on the foid in question and certainly body morphology, muscularity and general physicality and symmetry do matter to some extent. My face is ruggedly handsome and I have mountain man good looks like a rustic Afghani Taliban commander.

[Mentally lost cel]

That is not the best picture of me and certainly not one which is ideally representative of my massive physical size and legendary musclemaxxed physique. I am 6'3 and 220 lbs with very low body fat percentage. That girl would absolutely be commensurate to me based on the principles that I have elucidated above which you seem to not give any consideration to and probably didn't even bother reading.

Read my excellent novel that I wrote and published here to get a better sense of what I mean when we take in to account a variety of elements when contemplating the calculus which yields an SMV rating on the decile scale. I you think it is merely a matter of bicep size (my arms are 19 inches btw) then you are being disingenuous to truly objectively meritorious qualities such as genius level intellect, Mujahedeen level fighting prowess, Imam tier erudition and heroic Islamic virtue.

your face matters the most , its not about body fat or muscles

I agree with you generally but it also depends on the foid in question and certainly body morphology, muscularity and general physicality and symmetry do matter to some extent. My face is ruggedly handsome and I have mountain man good looks like a rustic Afghani Taliban commander.

ı dont thınk u are good lookıng , if u were u wouldnt be here for 7 years

[Darth_aurelius]

your face matters the most , its not about body fat or muscles

I agree with you generally but it also depends on the foid in question and certainly body morphology, muscularity and general physicality and symmetry do matter to some extent. My face is ruggedly handsome and I have mountain man good looks like a rustic Afghani Taliban commander.

ı dont thınk u are good lookıng , if u were u wouldnt be here for 7 years

You are entitled to your opinion but I do not share it and vehemently disagree with you. Furthermore, you haven't even seen my full face and as such, you wouldn't be in a position to make an informed assessment of my aesthetic qualities. I would personally rate my face a 7/10 depending on how much my beard confers Islamic gravitas upon me.

[Mentally lost cel]

I agree with you generally but it also depends on the foid in question and certainly body morphology, muscularity and general physicality and symmetry do matter to some extent. My face is ruggedly handsome and I have mountain man good looks like a rustic Afghani Taliban commander.

ı dont thınk u are good lookıng , if u were u wouldnt be here for 7 years

You are entitled to your opinion but I do not share it and vehemently disagree with you. Furthermore, you haven't even seen my full face and as such, you wouldn't be in a position to make an informed assessment of my aesthetic qualities. I would personally rate my face a 7/10 depending on how much my beard confers Islamic gravitas upon me.

huge cope , max someone is low 5 in any incel forum , dont kıd yourself

[Darth_aurelius]

ı dont thınk u are good lookıng , if u were u wouldnt be here for 7 years

You are entitled to your opinion but I do not share it and vehemently disagree with you. Furthermore, you haven't even seen my full face and as such, you wouldn't be in a position to make an informed assessment of my aesthetic qualities. I would personally rate my face a 7/10 depending on how much my beard confers Islamic gravitas upon me.

huge cope , max someone is low 5 in any incel forum , dont kıd yourself

Typical low iq response tbh.

[Mentally lost cel]

You are entitled to your opinion but I do not share it and vehemently disagree with you. Furthermore, you haven't even seen my full face and as such, you wouldn't be in a position to make an informed assessment of my aesthetic qualities. I would personally rate my face a 7/10 depending on how much my beard confers Islamic gravitas upon me.

huge cope , max someone is low 5 in any incel forum , dont kıd yourself

Typical low iq response tbh.

How is it low iq ? Your response is low iq , u are here since 2018 for fucks sake what do u think u look like ?

[Darth_aurelius]

huge cope , max someone is low 5 in any incel forum , dont kıd yourself

Typical low iq response tbh.

How is it low iq ? Your response is low iq , u are here since 2018 for fucks sake what do u think u look like ?

The broader point that I am making here with this thread and which you ought to be able to easily assimilate is that foids only ever care about the most banal, superficial and frivolous features such as bone structure, hairline and cock size. If one is to take the true measure of a man, then it is necessary to apprehend and assign value to more meaningful and objectively valuable considerations which confer upon that man the ability to contribute in a worthwhile way to the advancement of civilization.

I possess an advanced education by virtue of my training as a lawyer, have a high IQ which enables me to think creatively, am a man of Islamic piety and honorable virtue, thereby ensuring that I will always remain steadfast in my convictions and finally, for those foids who care about aesthetics so much, am far taller, stronger and more musclemaxxed then the vast majority of my fellow men.

Reducing everything to mere aesthetics is a technique and mentality of foids and we ought not countenance or tolerate it amongst our ranks as it is antithetical to our collective interests as men.

[Mentally lost cel]

Typical low iq response tbh.

How is it low iq ? Your response is low iq , u are here since 2018 for fucks sake what do u think u look like ?

The broader point that I am making here with this thread and which you ought to be able to easily assimilate is that foids only ever care about the most banal, superficial and frivolous features such as bone structure, hairline and cock size. If one is to take the true measure of a man, then it is necessary to apprehend and assign value to more meaningful and objectively valuable considerations which confer upon that man the ability to contribute in a worthwhile way to the advancement of civilization.

I possess an advanced education by virtue of my training as a lawyer, have a high IQ which enables me to think creatively, am a man of Islamic piety and honorable virtue, thereby ensuring that I will always remain steadfast in my convictions and finally, for those foids who care about aesthetics so much, am far taller, stronger and more musclemaxxed then the vast majority of my fellow men.

Reducing everything to mere aesthetics is a technique and mentality of foids and we ought not countenance or tolerate it amongst our ranks as it is antithetical to our collective interests as men.

Everyone reduces it to aesthetics , but the hypergamy is too much, i reduce it to aesthetics too most times

[Darth_aurelius]

How is it low iq ? Your response is low iq , u are here since 2018 for fucks sake what do u think u look like ?

The broader point that I am making here with this thread and which you ought to be able to easily assimilate is that foids only ever care about the most banal, superficial and frivolous features such as bone structure, hairline and cock size. If one is to take the true measure of a man, then it is necessary to apprehend and assign value to more meaningful and objectively valuable considerations which confer upon that man the ability to contribute in a worthwhile way to the advancement of civilization.

I possess an advanced education by virtue of my training as a lawyer, have a high IQ which enables me to think creatively, am a man of Islamic piety and honorable virtue, thereby ensuring that I will always remain steadfast in my convictions and finally, for those foids who care about aesthetics so much, am far taller, stronger and more musclemaxxed then the vast majority of my fellow men.

Reducing everything to mere aesthetics is a technique and mentality of foids and we ought not countenance or tolerate it amongst our ranks as it is antithetical to our collective interests as men.

Everyone reduces it to aesthetics , but the hypergamy is too much, i reduce it to aesthetics too most times

The point is that with foids, all they have to offer is their bodies and so we as men rightfully judge them in accordance with aesthetic metrics which place a premium on facial symmetry, body proportionality, bust to waist ratio, length and vibrancy of hair etc. Conversely, men offer intellect, strength, character, charm, charisma, creativity, honor, Islamic piety and a host of other fine virtues that women can never possess and as such, foids must evaluate a man based on the totality of the circumstances and all of these elements factor into the determinative calculus. This is just to reinforce the point that foids are essentially barbaric, sub-human animals while men (especially incel and/or Islamic men) are possessed of innumerable abilities and intrinsic values which transcend their mere appearances.

[Darth_aurelius]

I can't believe foids haven't been PMing me on here yet in response to those hyper-masculine images I posted above which convey both strength and power as well as a Mujahedeen like countenance and Islamic piety. This just proves my original postulation which is that cunts nowadays care nothing for the virtues which ought to define a mans character and they don't even care about height or muscularity or intellect either and are merely and exclusively obsessed with facial features, such is their frivolity and animalistic savagery. You dumb cunts shall rue the day that you reject men of great honor such as those of us here in the IPF.

[Tovarishcel]

can you filter your preferences for matches? maytbe that help

[Darth_aurelius]

can you filter your preferences for matches? maytbe that help

I have no idea how to do that comrade. And the problem is that the only types of foids that ever "like" my profile on Tinder are those which are represented by the hideous selection of images that I posted above. The attractive stacys, stacy-lites and even beckies are all exclusively seeking either chad or simps to give them money and they literally say as much in their profiles. The more time a man of Islamic honor spends on Tinder the more he sees the righteousness of Jihad and the necessity of Sharia. Inshallah.

[TerminatoFoid]

good physique Captain

[Darth_aurelius]

good physique Captain

Thank you comrade. I've been gymmaxxing for over 25 years so I hope that all that work and effort can at least amount to some physical enhancement.

[Orzmund]

This is deeply distressing. Why aren't you receiving more equal Tinder matches? Are these sample the worst of the bunch, surely they are? Maybe you're overlooking some plain-looking girl who matched with you? Honestly, I don't see why you even bother thinking about love, romance, sexual bliss, or whatever queasy sentiments seized you enough to make this post. Personally, I think the long-detested forbidden love with prostitutes and concubines is more intriguing and attainable. I dream of the day I obtain wealth and confidence in lavish commerce, however, an ample yet modest treasure is appealing nonetheless. It never made sense to me why economically well-off celibates endure such ignominious straits for something so fickle and inane as love--of all things too, how foolish!

Do you you remember PPEcel? He was a moderator of the forum for involuntary celibates, but solicited sex from many high-end prostitutes in contradiction to his station as the "moderate celibate."

[Darth_aurelius]

This is deeply distressing. Why aren't you receiving more equal Tinder matches? Are these sample the worst of the bunch, surely they are? Maybe you're overlooking some plain-looking girl who matched with you? Honestly, I don't see why you even bother thinking about love, romance, sexual bliss, or whatever queasy sentiments seized you enough to make this post. Personally, I think the long-detested forbidden love with prostitutes and concubines is more intriguing and attainable. I dream of the day I obtain wealth and confidence in lavish commerce, however, an ample yet modest treasure is appealing nonetheless. It never made sense to me why economically well-off celibates endure such ignominious straits for something so fickle and inane as love--of all things too, how foolish!

Do you you remember PPEcel? He was a moderator of the forum for involuntary celibates, but solicited sex from many high-end prostitutes in contradiction to his station as the "moderate celibate."

I do remember PPEcel as he was one of the very few brocels on .is whom I actually respected and regarded as a fellow intellectual. I also am aware that he is a rw attorney, as am I, and if I recall correctly, he was involved in corporate mergers, acquisitions and other transactional work which I know is extremely lucrative. I do remember him telling me once about his whoring exploits and that he would obtain the services of the best hookers that money could buy in Taipei or wherever he was based at.

As for the aesthetic discontinuities and gender asymmetries of Tinder, I find it to be adding insult to injury that I can only ever match with these foids who are objectively beneath not only my actual SMV as it can be derived from empirical, fact driven analytical metrics but so far beneath my dignity as a man of honor that it induces in me a Mujahedeen like rage against all foidkind. And no comrade, these truly disgusting and wretched beings are genuinely representative of the ambient aesthetic milieu of my matches.

I want to reinforce two points which I am sure will be an entirely pedantic exercise for one as intuitive and erudite as yourself but more so for any others who may be reading this.

The first is that those who believe the aesthetics are subjectively defined are deluding themselves as beauty is not "in the eye of the beholder". What humans find to be attractive is hardwired in us biologically and has been reinforced and reified by hundreds of thousands of years of evolutionary precedent. As such, men will axiomatically gravitate towards foids who have an ideal bust to hip to waist ratio which is indicative of good body symmetry not because it looks good (whose to say what "good" is in this sense) but rather because it suggests that the foid in question has excellent reproductive fitness.

Same aesthetic analysis applies to men and as such, a man such as myself who has excellent body symmetry (large chest, big arms, narrow waist) ought to match with a foid who is morphologically commensurate with me and not because I say so or have some notion of entitlement but on account of biological necessity, evolutionary precedent and reproductive fitness. In other words, uncontestable, irrefragable and incontrovertible scientific facts warrant my matching with a woman in excellent physical shape (Q.E.D., one who is "hot" and not a disgusting landwhale/wildebeest as is featured above).

Secondly, the point about the totality of the circumstances seems to me to be very salient here. Foids can generally offer very little other then whatever aesthetic value they bring to the proverbial table, whereas, men can offer wealth, status, prestige, intellect, charisma, power and physical strength as well as Islamic piety and Mujahedeen like fanaticism. I am green across the board with these ancillary considerations which ought to factor into the determinative calculus in rendering a suitable and befitting match. One of the objectives which our movement has in the near-term is to create a dating app which does comprehend such variables and which would therefore yield a match such as the petite, pretty, physically fit young specimen which I posted above as representative of what I believe would be my actual looks match in an ideal world where the justice of Sharia and the might of Allah reigned supreme.