Sewers Megathread

[General Alek]

there's a lot more yellow names now

[General Alek]

if it was up to me, IBM brothers would be privates, ILM comrades would be privates first class, and IPF soldiers with one chevron would be lance corporals

private is the rank everyone should start at

and private first class should be the last rank before you become a non-commissioned officer

[General Alek]

I just had the sweetest wank in living memory over Mom from Dexter's Laboratory, particularly in the last scene

[General Alek]

@Sumzero

I invite you to postmax here in the sewers

[Darth_aurelius]

@Sumzero

I invite you to postmax here in the sewers

As much as I hate to have to lower myself and besmirch the dignity of my IPF officers uniform my coming down here to this dank and rancid virtual place, I may have to take you up on the offer you extended our new SSG, lest your post count continue to grow and eventually dethrone me as post max king of these forums.

[Darth_aurelius]

The rank of CPT in the IPF can only be attained by the most virtuous Islamic men of conscience, conviction and courage. Furthermore, once must have that capacity to engender Jihad like fanaticism in the masses of brocels with rhetorical brilliance and force of will. Captain is a more venerable and glorious rank that is reserved for the most highly qualified and devoted comrades who have proven their personal virtue by both the cumulative weight of their many contributions to the movement as well as their extremely high competence and general utility function. All Heil the rank of Captain!

[Darth_aurelius]

The rank of First (Senior Lieutenant) is conferred upon a man who is deserving of great recognition and can be entrusted with both grave responsibilities as well as terrifying Caliphate like power. As the Captain of the IPF is like the Boss or Overlord of a Mafia syndicate, the Senior Lieutenant is the Underboss and acting Boss when the Captain is on leave, sick, imprisoned by jews or otherwise indisposed. A Senior Lieutenant is expected to be a man of great erudition, learning and sophistication and will ideally IQ mog all subordinate comrades with his searing intellect and ingenious creativity.

[Darth_aurelius]

The rank of Second Lieutenant is reserved for a soldier who has proven himself to the cause by way of having advanced through the many inferior ranks of the IPF and systematically learned and eventually mastered the responsibilities of each. Like the second mate of a massive Kriegsmarine Battleship, the second lieutenant must be ready to take command if the captain is incapacitated and must therefore be a man of great probity, wisdom, justice and intellect. All IPF officers are expected and required to personify both Jihadist like fanaticism and also Imam like intellect and to exude sophistication, erudition and knowledge. The second lieutenant must maintain his Samurai lord like composure at all times and convey the gravitas and solemnity of the office to all comrades as well as enemies so that they may know and fear the power of the IPF.

[Darth_aurelius]

The rank of jew slave is conferred upon any man who has demonstrated a pattern of insolence, insubordination, impudence and general disrespect towards his fellow comrades and especially towards officers of the IPF. This most ignominious dishonor is assigned to mark the wearer with an eternal badge of shame so that he may be readily identified and properly mocked, insulted, humiliated and ultimately annihilated by all honorable men of the IPF. Such jew slaves will be considered equal in rank with foids, faggots, feds, simps, dogs and other assorted degenerate elements. Any officer of the IPF (second lieutenant and above) is empowered to degrade a man to the squalid and deplorable rank of jew slave. The color pink shall be transposed upon the name and regalia of the jew slave thereby identifying him inextricably with the homosexuality which defines his actions.

[General Alek]

The rank of Second Lieutenant is reserved for a soldier who has proven himself to the cause by way of having advanced through the many inferior ranks of the IPF and systematically learned and eventually mastered the responsibilities of each. Like the second mate of a massive Kriegsmarine Battleship, the second lieutenant must be ready to take command if the captain is incapacitated and must therefore be a man of great probity, wisdom, justice and intellect. All IPF officers are expected and required to personify both Jihadist like fanaticism and also Imam like intellect and to exude sophistication, erudition and knowledge. The second lieutenant must maintain his Samurai lord like composure at all times and convey the gravitas and solemnity of the office to all comrades as well as enemies so that they may know and fear the power of the IPF.

I'm hoping to end up with this one

[Darth_aurelius]

The rank of Second Lieutenant is reserved for a soldier who has proven himself to the cause by way of having advanced through the many inferior ranks of the IPF and systematically learned and eventually mastered the responsibilities of each. Like the second mate of a massive Kriegsmarine Battleship, the second lieutenant must be ready to take command if the captain is incapacitated and must therefore be a man of great probity, wisdom, justice and intellect. All IPF officers are expected and required to personify both Jihadist like fanaticism and also Imam like intellect and to exude sophistication, erudition and knowledge. The second lieutenant must maintain his Samurai lord like composure at all times and convey the gravitas and solemnity of the office to all comrades as well as enemies so that they may know and fear the power of the IPF.

I'm hoping to end up with this one

Well you have to walk before you can run as the normies and jew like to say which, for our purposes implies that you must cultivate a personal demeanor, disposition and general comportment that is befitting and becoming of the high, almost lordly like dignity of an officer of the IPF. Additionally and more pragmatically, our movement must first grow and proliferate in order to even justify any such promotions, lest we degrade the honor and significance of rank by conferring it in an arbitrary manner which would result in what I refer to as rank inflation (analogous to grade inflation when professors must give everyone higher grades to compensate for stupid niggers taking the class).

[General Alek]

I dreamed last night that I was on a plane, and the plane was driving down the runway, and then it fell off the edge of the runway (the runway had an edge for some reason), and I thought the pilot was gonna fly it up and save us, but he didn't, and the plane just nosedived off the edge and down into the sea, and it sunk down into the seabed, and I got out of the plane, and I had to swim all that distance up to the surface, and I couldn't breathe for all that time, and I wondered if I was gonna make it

[General Alek]

I'm having chicken burgers and fries tonight

but there is no soda

some people really got it awful

[General Alek]

ive had the words "in terms of the ark" in my head constantly for the last 3 days

[General Alek]

I watched a mental health documentary where a man called the police every 3 seconds, claiming to be the Archangel Michael

I hadn't laughed that much in living memory

[Darth_aurelius]

ive had the words "in terms of the ark" in my head constantly for the last 3 days

You are the unchallenged king of shit-posting here on these forums but I will not have you overthrow or even encroach with 200 posts of my own post count by means of these low effort and low iq posts which are more befitting the likes of the mentally incapacitated and Down Syndrome-adjacent Mentally Lost Cel then a man of your stature.

[Darth_aurelius]

I conducted a patrol in the Elliot Roger Memorial National Forest this afternoon and encountered a normie tier male driving his faggoty looking purple colored SUB down a rural and desolate road. I was attired in full IPF camouflage which featured Confederate Flag emblems and other fine fascist paraphernalia and holding my AK-47. The normie looked upon me with wonder, awe and certainly a good deal of apprehension and then backed his gay EV back down the road he had been travelling along, turned around and proceeded in the opposite direction. I can only surmise that he must have believed me to have been an actual Mujahedeen in the service of the Caliphate.

[General Alek]

I conducted a patrol in the Elliot Roger Memorial National Forest this afternoon and encountered a normie tier male driving his faggoty looking purple colored SUB down a rural and desolate road. I was attired in full IPF camouflage which featured Confederate Flag emblems and other fine fascist paraphernalia and holding my AK-47. The normie looked upon me with wonder, awe and certainly a good deal of apprehension and then backed his gay EV back down the road he had been travelling along, turned around and proceeded in the opposite direction. I can only surmise that he must have believed me to have been an actual Mujahedeen in the service of the Caliphate.

its not often you see a purple car

[General Alek]

I conducted a patrol in the Elliot Roger Memorial National Forest this afternoon and encountered a normie tier male driving his faggoty looking purple colored SUB down a rural and desolate road. I was attired in full IPF camouflage which featured Confederate Flag emblems and other fine fascist paraphernalia and holding my AK-47. The normie looked upon me with wonder, awe and certainly a good deal of apprehension and then backed his gay EV back down the road he had been travelling along, turned around and proceeded in the opposite direction. I can only surmise that he must have believed me to have been an actual Mujahedeen in the service of the Caliphate.

ahh welcome back

[General Alek]

ive had the words "in terms of the ark" in my head constantly for the last 3 days

You are the unchallenged king of shit-posting here on these forums but I will not have you overthrow or even encroach with 200 posts of my own post count by means of these low effort and low iq posts which are more befitting the likes of the mentally incapacitated and Down Syndrome-adjacent Mentally Lost Cel then a man of your stature.

my post here was actually true

and pretty unusual