Promotion announcement

[Darth_aurelius]

Attention to orders men! Per the recommendation of the commanding officer of the IPF and with the approval and assent of the chief of staff Lieutenant McGee, SGT General Alek is hereby elevated to the status of forum moderator.

As a purely meritocratic organization, we in the IBM and IPF are scrupulously committed to ensuring that only the most qualified, loyal and dedicated comrades are selected for positions of seniority, responsibility and power.

SGT Alek has proven himself to be both a loyal comrade whose fanaticism rivals that of a holy Jihad warrior of Boko Haram as well as a skilled recruiter, whose aptitude for infiltrating competitor forums is akin to the finest tunnel digging engineers of Hamas who surreptitiously bring the full wrath of Allah to the jews.

Please congratulate our comrade on his outstanding personal achievement.