My encounter with an Israeli commando at the mall today

[Darth_aurelius]

I was doing my perfunctory and extremely loathsome holiday shopping at a local mall nearby where I live and as I was walking down the main corridor which featured many various store fronts, I heard what sounded like someone making bird sounds by employing a combination of whistling and whispering sounds. I turned around to see a tall, lean, fit dark-haired woman with a very athletic physique but a somewhat unattractive face standing in front of a Bath and Bodyworks and beckoning for me to come towards her. I approached her and asked her why she was making bird sounds at random people passing by in the main atrium of the mall. I also took notice of her jeans which were ripped and had large gaping holes all along their front and back sides, presumably to expose her seductive body no doubt, and asked if she had made those jeans herself. She laughed as she thought this was an attempt at humor.

We engaged in small talk for a few minutes when I noticed that she had a slight accent. I deduced that her accent was either Eastern European or Middle Eastern in origin and told her as much, based on my cunning skills as a linguist and supremely gentlemanly knowledge of the vast world and the many dialects which are spoken within it. She seemed rather astonished at this extremely accurate conjecture and told me that her father was Polish and her mother was from Israel. I asked her if she was herself an Israelite and she seemed somewhat offended by this question but told me that she was. I then asked her if she had served in the IPF, which she said she had. I further inquired if she had ever been attacked by Mujahedeen Warriors of Hamas and she indicated that while she had not, many of her "comrades" had been and died as a result.

I found this both very satisfying and actually quite humorous but I had to disguise my utter contempt for this jewess as well as my strong desire to throw her down on the floor using my vastly superior physical strength (I was about twice her size) and then proceed to violate her repeatedly in a savage and merciless manner as befits a Soldier of Allah. Finally, she insisted that I come into the store with her and sit down in order to experience some bullshit beauty product she was trying to sell. I wanted none of her jewish wares and while I found her to be personally very beguiling, I knew that her interest in maintaining the pretense of a congenial conversation with one such as me was only in furtherance of selling products and getting her commission which, being a jewess, she certainly would be highly covetous of.

I told her that on account of my high intelligence and exquisite sophistication that I was impervious to her Jedi mind tricks and salesmanship and that no matter what she said, I would not be spending any money. I thought about asking for her number but I knew I would merely be either laughed at in a mocking tone or refused outright and that such an indignation, coupled with her jewishness would have inspired righteous fury in me. As I left the store she returned to the main atrium of the mall and proceeded to make her foolish bird sounds once more.

[PoodankMcGee]

Funny I told you weeks ago how I was harassed by an indian sales merchant currywhore, and now you are harassed by a kike merchant whore also trying to get shekels from you.

And yes arent most Israelis subject to mandatory IDF service? In this way there are no Israeli 'civilians' because all civilians are either current soldiers, retired soldiers, or future soldiers. Let alone the fact they live on stolen land colonized from our Palestinian brothers. FUCK KIKES

[TheRapist]

I never got asked by any female ever, even with the intentions of selling me jewish products.
In fact, I had low to none interactions with femoids.
Feats of being an ethnic I guess