I unintentionally terrified some normie hikers in the woods today

[Darth_aurelius]

I was conducting a one-man IPF paramilitary training operation this afternoon in the General Alek Minassian Memorial Forest, somewhere in the midwestern United States while equipped with my fully automatic AK-47, pistol belt with extra magazines, hunting knife, Glock G23 .40 Caliber SS officers pistol and wearing my old Michigan Militia Captain's uniform with bright red Confederate flag emblems and corresponding crimson beret of an IPF officer.

As I often do whilst conducting these training ops, I was rehearsing aloud my next magnificent speech which I will soon be disseminating here and on our Rumble channel as I maneuvered along a small trail that was miles away from the nearest vestiges of civilization. As I was in the midst of discussing why I despise foids with every fiber of my being, suddenly and seemingly out of nowhere, two normie-tier, simp looking, weak men appeared. They were both unarmed and wearing what looked to be Patagonia type pullovers or some other such faggoty attire.

They had undoubtedly overheard my speech rehearsal as I was speaking in my usual Fuhrer-like commanding tone which is both loud and captivating. I could see from their faces that they must have been both extremely unsettled and apprehensive whilst beholding the splendid site of a heavily armed IPF Mujahedeen Warrior standing mere feet away from them.

They offered me a feeble greeting in a very meek and cowardly voice and inquired as to what I "was doing all the way out here". I rightfully regarded this question as entirely insolent, since they too were in the same location and offered no justification for being there. I merely looked upon them with contempt and stated, with a determined countenance, that I was the commander of a Men's Rights Militia and me and my warriors were conducting training operations with our AK-47's in the area.

They did not ask any further questions and quickly walked past me, but in a conspicuously deferential manner. In that moment I felt like an SS officer at Auschwitz lording over two jews or faggots who were assigned to some work detail.

After this encounter had ended, I returned to my training operations and fired many a glorious 7.62 mm round in honor of the IPF and the Caliphate.

[PoodankMcGee]

Holy based Captain, I am surprised they even had the gall to ask you such an insolent question. You granted them mercy in your self-restraint from obliterating their skulls with your Kalashnikov.

[Darth_aurelius]

Holy based Captain, I am surprised they even had the gall to ask you such an insolent question. You granted them mercy in your self-restraint from obliterating their skulls with your Kalashnikov.

Thank you for saying so lieutenant and I agree that I was indeed a lenient and merciful overlord since such blatant disrespect towards a high ranking officer of the IPF typically carries a punishment of severe beating at least and beheading or execution by firing squad at most. Next time I shall inform such normscum that they will address me as either "Captain, Sir" or "Your Lordship".