An incels Thanksgiving (my holiday horror story)

[Darth_aurelius]

I write this in a weary and thoroughly exhausted condition as I have been made to endure an insufferable holiday experience which will no doubt cause me lingering trauma for many years to come. For those of you unfamiliar with the many entirely frivolous holidays we here in the US celebrate, one of the most inane and least worthy of any sort of auspicious commemoration is known as Thanksgiving. It is ostensibly a time to gather with family and friends and enjoy the fellowship of one another's company. I would prefer to enjoy the fellowship of a band of Blessed Mujahedeen Warriors in the back of a Hilux technical but alas, I was compelled by my sense of filial duty to my parents to endure the hardships of this most repugnant holiday.

My trials and tribulations began last Thursday morning at 400 AM Eastern Time. I had to drive my parents across several midwestern US states that day in order to go and stay at the home of my brothers wife's mother. Could you even imaging a more atrociously intolerable scheme? Since I suffer from excruciating anxiety and since my condition is immeasurably exacerbated whenever I am made to contemplate an impending experience which I know will be horrific, I barely slept the night before we departed. The drive was tolerable, as I do have a good rapport with my parents who are genuinely decent and noble people, but once we arrived at the home of my brothers wife's mother, the real horror began to unfold.

I was relegated to a basement bedroom which was directly below an extremely loud wooden floor which was heavily trafficked by the many guests that were attending this joyous normie holiday extravaganza. The bathroom that I had been assigned literally looked like what I imagine the toilets reserved for jews in Auschwitz must have looked like as it was absolutely filthy, was barely large enough to stand in and was covered with dead insects and what looked to be some vile organic matter of some sort.

The dinner itself was unbearable as I was made to sit at a large table surrounded by gregarious, boisterous and obnoxious normies, all of whom told numerous stories of how wonderful their social and professional lives were. As I sat quietly eating my turkey dinner which itself tasted like nigger asshole, I was made to feel great shame and humiliation as my charismamaxxed Chad brother kept trying to get me to join his banal normie conversations. Like many of you comrades, I am constitutionally incapable of engaging in the sort of proverbial "small talk" which comprises 99.99999999% of what normies ever actually say in their lives. The other people around the table were all friends with each other, whereas I knew none of them.

After this debasing experience, I retreated to my dungeon like jew quarters and contemplated how best to mitigate a potentially long night of continued suffering. Thankfully, there were two dogs in the house, both of which were obnoxious little bitch type dogs, but I was able to exploit their presence for my own strategic advantage and I cunningly informed all who had gathered in that house that I would be taking one of these dogs for a walk. This was my opportunity to escape the tortures of otherwise being made to sit across from some norm faggots and endure the plight which all autists fear the most, whereby I would have to suffer a one sided conversation which I would have had to feign interest in for the sake of being congenial.

I proceeded to take a full two hour walk although the air temperature was literally less than 15 degrees Fahrenheit and the wind chill factor was less then 0 degrees. I imagined myself a Waffen-SS Soldier walking through the snows of northern Russia and searching for jews to exterminate though, unlike those honorable men of the mighty Einsatzgruppen, I had to drag some faggoty little bitch dog around with me.

When I finally returned, I made yet another attempt to avoid further socializing and declared that due to having only slept several hours the night before and having spent the entire day driving in horrible holiday traffic conditions, I was going to bed. The people in attendance seemed to acquiesce to this reasonable request despite the fact that it was only 930 PM. I quickly descended down to the jew quarters I had been consigned to and tried to fall asleep.

Of course, the normies continued their loud, boisterous and alcohol fueled revelry in the rooms above me well into the next morning. As I thrashed about in a bed that was too small and a room that was too hot, I could hear nothing but the sounds of normie laughter, loud conversations and other indicia of the joy and personal fulfillment which I have never known. Finally, after around 200 AM in the morning, the sounds of these obnoxious brutes finally subsided and I was able to secure a few meagre hours of sleep.

The next day my brother had made plans for all of us to attend two back-to-back "double feature" theatre performances, despite the fact that all who know me know that I abominate the so-called performing arts with every fiber of my being. Unless of course, the show happens to be one of Richard Wagner's operas, in which case, I would don my SS Hauptsturmfuhrer's dress uniform and behold the magnificence of the creative genius which could have only come from the mind of the Fuhrer's favorite composer.

The show however, was literally the antithesis of a Wagnerian tale of heroic Germanic exploits, tribulations and tragedy since, it was a musical which was actually a "celebration" of femininity, female empowerment and diversity. I shall not describe it with too much particularity, lest some IT lurker actually triangulate my itinerary this last week, but I will say that it was a performance conducted by faggots, about faggots and for faggots. The audience was filled with disgusting looking fat slovenly lesbians, purple haired trannies and other degenerate persons. I was surrounded by filth and scum on all sides.

As the sound system blared some foul American pop music and as the homos and troons on the stage pranced around in an ostentatious and flamboyant display of unbridled faggatronics, I quietly pondered to myself how glorious it would have been if some mighty Mujahedeen blasted through the main doors and proceeded to emulate the heroics of the martyrs who achieved Shaheed whilst conducting the Bataclan theatre operation in Paris.

After this extravaganza of filthy western degeneracy had mercifully come to an end I was compelled to once again sally forth and attend yet another performance at some other theatre on the other side of the city we were staying at. While this particular show was not at all a celebration of gayness, transsexuality, whore pop diva's and everything else that I detest more then I can express, it was nevertheless appalling and I nearly fell asleep several times due to both exhaustion and excruciating boredom.

My holiday torments finally came to an end last night when I returned home after yet another torturously long drive through legions of mindless NPC drivers whose idiocy, inattentiveness and general obnoxiousness nearly induced me to utilize my powerful Toyota Hilux command vehicle as an instrument of Allah's wrath against the degenerate and retarded drivers surrounding me.

In addition to the traumatic memories I will have of this experience, I have likewise been afflicted with some manner of Covid-like illness due to having been exposed to so many disgusting and sickly normies who were coughing, sneezing and spewing their vile contagions all over those around them. Next year during Thanksgiving I shall take a trip to Pakistan or Afghanistan and embrace the comradery of Islamic brotherhood that exists only in such pious places as those.

[PoodankMcGee]

Truly a horrendous tale being compelled by your familial duty to spend all your time and energy acting nice to ignorant sex haver privileged normies and viewing the gay theatre slop that such sheep normies are into nowadays. Our culture further degenerates into an effete Jewish parody of itself—much in the same way Adolf Hitler witnessed the degeneration of Austria-Hungary and Weimar Germany.

Thankfully my own Thanksgiving was rather peaceful and a welcome reprieve from wagecucking. My grandmother is visiting for the holidays and is irritating me in her boomer insolence and taking up space, noise and foot traffic. But otherwise my monotonous life continues in the same grey purgatory of an existence.

[Darth_aurelius]

Truly a horrendous tale being compelled by your familial duty to spend all your time and energy acting nice to ignorant sex haver privileged normies and viewing the gay theatre slop that such sheep normies are into nowadays. Our culture further degenerates into an effete Jewish parody of itself—much in the same way Adolf Hitler witnessed the degeneration of Austria-Hungary and Weimar Germany.

Thankfully my own Thanksgiving was rather peaceful and a welcome reprieve from wagecucking. My grandmother is visiting for the holidays and is irritating me in her boomer insolence and taking up space, noise and foot traffic. But otherwise my monotonous life continues in the same grey purgatory of an existence.

It is such a coincidence that you mention the Fuhrer's illustrious efforts to restore pride and power to mighty Germany after it had been degraded by the perfidious influence of the jews, since I had been thinking exactly the same thing as I was watching this ostentatious display of homoerotic degeneracy.

Women are to the contemporary west as the jews were to Weimar Germany. Like the kikes before them, foids have achieved a position of ascendancy, dominance and control vis-à-vis men, both in the professional and the personal domains. Their privilege's are unprecedented and come at a terrible cost to men such as you, I and all of our soldiers here, many of whom have lost job opportunities or actually been terminated because of a direct consequence of convoluted efforts to promote foids.

The disgusting and deplorable performative filth that I was made to watch last week is a mere pantomime of a larger cultural phenomena whereby traditional virtues of honor, courage, strength and power have been nullified and replaced with a new hierarchy of values which chiefly include, diversity, female supremacy, lgbtq+ power, promiscuity and licentiousness in all things. Only through the blessed teachings of Islam, the eviscerating power of Sharia and the might of the IPF shall we forge a new Fourth Reich of Incel Men and annihilate this corrupting influence once and for all time.