I played an outrageous prank on our commander, and i'm lucky to have escaped with my head

[General Alek]

Last night, the captain had made exactly 999 posts, and then retired to bed for the night, looking forward to making his 1000th post, and being the first to earn the green star that comes with that, in the morning

Seeing a small window of opportunity to hilariously fuck with him, I started a Sewers Megathread, and quickly posted every number up to 292, until I reached 1000 posts and was the first to be issued with the green star

He came back to the forum the next morning to find this, and he took it very seriously

He was genuinely upset that I'd sneakily managed to steal the honour of the first green star from him

Apparently if it had been anyone else who'd done this, they would've been demoted down the ranks

I since lost my green star, and deleted all those numbers in the sewers, and I was forgiven

It was a juvenile prank to briefly get one over on him for laughs, and I should have resisted it

The IPF is not a joke

In fact, its all ive got

I narrowly dodged a bullet here

[decembrist_kirillov]

Darth aurelius is such a sensitive faggot lol I can't believe I agree On general alek on this one , seriously

feels like fckn incel military rp tbh

[Darth_aurelius]

Darth aurelius is such a sensitive faggot lol I can't believe I agree On general alek on this one , seriously

feels like fckn incel military rp tbh

Don't listen to that piece of shit. As I have said in many places here on these forums, he is literally the most repugnant, most condescending and by far the most antagonistic person I have ever had the extreme displeasure of encountering either in the virtual, online world or in the real world. He insists on slandering everyone by calling them retards, faggots and other various insulting and demeaning names without any provocation. He is quite obviously a deranged psychopath who has no ability to restrain himself and his rantings are both a distraction to the important work we are trying to do here as well as an interruption in the continuity of the sense of solidarity that we are fostering here. I know he is your fellow countryman but his conduct has been consistently deplorable and I have personally given him many opportunities to reform but he just comes back on here and talks shit about everyone.

As for the IPF being a paramilitary organization, yes it is and I have explained why that is. It is more efficient, more conducive to creating a rigid and well delineated hierarchy that helps facilitate the transference of orders and will ensure that we can maintain some semblance of discipline which is badly needed in the incel community since, until the IPF was created, it was almost exclusively an undisciplined rabble made up of cunts like MLC and those faggots on .is.

[Darth_aurelius]

Last night, the captain had made exactly 999 posts, and then retired to bed for the night, looking forward to making his 1000th post, and being the first to earn the green star that comes with that, in the morning

Seeing a small window of opportunity to hilariously fuck with him, I started a Sewers Megathread, and quickly posted every number up to 292, until I reached 1000 posts and was the first to be issued with the green star

He came back to the forum the next morning to find this, and he took it very seriously

He was genuinely upset that I'd sneakily managed to steal the honour of the first green star from him

Apparently if it had been anyone else who'd done this, they would've been demoted down the ranks

I since lost my green star, and deleted all those numbers in the sewers, and I was forgiven

It was a juvenile prank to briefly get one over on him for laughs, and I should have resisted it

The IPF is not a joke

In fact, its all ive got

I narrowly dodged a bullet here

I see the resident forum faggot MLC does not approve of your honorable act of contrition. If we were men of the Caliphate, you would be given your own Toyota Hilux for this commendable and forthright apology whereas MLC would be taken to the nearest tall building and thrown off the rooftop along with all other faggots.