I picked up a baby goat a few times

[SonOfElliotRodger]

When I was living overseas as a child I developed the courage to pick up a baby goat a few times.

As soon as I picked it up it began screaming and yelling profanities at me in goat "let me go you punkass!" It was most likely saying.

After doing this a few times it recognized me and began to walk away when it saw me.

It said to itself in goat "that's the punkass that enjoys picking me up! I am making a run for it!"

[General Alek]

When I was living overseas as a child I developed the courage to pick up a baby goat a few times.

As soon as I picked it up it began screaming and yelling profanities at me in goat "let me go you punkass!" It was most likely saying.

After doing this a few times it recognized me and began to walk away when it saw me.

It said to itself in goat "that's the punkass that enjoys picking me up! I am making a run for it!"

Don't pakis eat goats?

[General Alek]

This reminds me of the "I was friends with a baby when I was young" thread

[SonOfElliotRodger]

When I was living overseas as a child I developed the courage to pick up a baby goat a few times.

As soon as I picked it up it began screaming and yelling profanities at me in goat "let me go you punkass!" It was most likely saying.

After doing this a few times it recognized me and began to walk away when it saw me.

It said to itself in goat "that's the punkass that enjoys picking me up! I am making a run for it!"

Don't pakis eat goats?

Yes, but I don't really like it I have had it a few times and I dont like the taste

[SonOfElliotRodger]

This reminds me of the "I was friends with a baby when I was young" thread

Lol! How is it similar?

[Comrade Exile]

I have a much different experience my family has nicknamed me the puppy whisperer because I'm universally liked by dogs and they stop crying as soon as I pick them up