Tom Cochran And Red Rider - Big League Parody

[Massimo]

When he was a kid, he'd be sexually frustrated at five
Jerk it til eight and make the thing shoot
Out after school and back on .is
That was his life, he was gonna be an incel
Oh-oh!
An Incel
Not many ways out of this
You work and never get laid
And if you're going to get laid it will be with money
Real angery and lonely is the only clear lane to be an incel
My boy's going to be an incel
My boy's going to get ignored
My boy's going to be an incel
My boy's going to knock 'em dead
Oh-oh!
An Incel
All the wrong moves when he turned eighteen
Never been kissed and let down in a big way
Out by himself in his truck near Lake McClean
Hit a truck doing seventy in the wrong lane
Still no girlfriend
Oh-oh!
My boy's going to be an incel
My boy's going to get ignored
My boy's going to be an incel
My boy's going to knock 'em dead
Oh-oh!
You always can tell what never comes down
You always can tell when women don't check you out
You just always know, yes you always can tell
Sometimes at night I read incels.is posts
It sounds like thunder and it rips through my back
Sometimes in the morning I still hear the sound
Disappointment meets frustration
Why can't I get laid ?
Oh-oh!
My boy's going to be an incel
My boy's going to get ignored
My boy's going to be an incel
My boy's going to knock 'em dead
Oh-oh!
You always can tell what never comes down
You always can tell when women don't check you out
You just always know, yes you can tell
So do wrong to others like they do to yourself
An Incel (My boy's going to be an incel
Oh-oh!
An Incel (My boy's going to be an incel
Oh-oh!
An Incel