Megan Fox look alike staring at me in the gym

[Darth_aurelius]

I was in the gym yesterday morning putting up some heroic and incredible lifts on the Smith machine for bench press and I noticed what I personally regard to be the hottest girl in the entire gym (she looks like Megan Fox prime but with bigger tits) staring at me from across the gym. After completing a set of terrifyingly heavy reps, I stood up, turned around and faced this gorgeous and insanely fit IG model tier whore. I put my arms on my hips and struck a supremely masculine pose which no doubt left her simultaneously awe struck and intimidated.

The normie tier men who surrounded me on the nearby Smith machines were literally benching a fraction of the weight that I had on the bar and struggling to even do that, thereby enhancing the glory and magnificence of my own legendary lifts and accentuating my status as a heroic Beowulf type figure from Norse legends.

Alas, and notwithstanding what I could intuitively sense was her willingness to voluntarily submit to my desire to ravish her, I could not seize upon this otherwise propitious moment to consummate a lifetime of unrequited love and lust as I never know what to say to these cunts or how to even initiate conversation with them.

Thus, much like our Lord and Master, the Blessed Elliot, peace be upon Him, I consistently find that while I am vastly superior to 99.9% of all normie men both intellectually and physically and thus deserving of a Vegas-stripper tier girlfriend such as this Megan Fox looking whore, life has cruelly and unjustly denied me satisfaction and relegated me to a life of immiserating loneliness and sexual privation.

[Darth_aurelius]

To update those who have bothered to read this exquisitely captivating story; the Megan Fox prime look-alike in my gym with massive and perfectly formed tits was watching me bust out some Herculean lifts once again today. I started her down and conveyed with my glance both power, supreme intellect and an irresistible compulsion to ravage her in the same way that a horde of bestial pajeets would ravage a domesticated farm animals ass.

[Comrade Exile]

should have walked up to her

[Comrade Exile]

To update those who have bothered to read this exquisitely captivating story; the Megan Fox prime look-alike in my gym with massive and perfectly formed tits was watching me bust out some Herculean lifts once again today. I started her down and conveyed with my glance both power, supreme intellect and an irresistible compulsion to ravage her in the same way that a horde of bestial pajeets would ravage a domesticated farm animals ass.

we have pajeet comrades

[Darth_aurelius]

should have walked up to her

You are probably right and my problem has always been that I lack sufficient fortitude and tenacity to actually approach girls and this is a tragic irony of fate since I am otherwise a man of tremendous physical courage who could be deployed on the most daring and dangerous missions undertaken by the Mujahedeen in furtherance of their mission of spreading Sharia.

I have actually conceived of a plan of action that I intend to implement the next time I am in the gym which will likely be next weekend. In addition to taking my usual pre-workout stimulant, I shall take .5 mgs of Xanax for which I have a prescription so as to diminish my inherent trepidation. I am going to walk up to her like a strong, courageous and maximally powerful man who doesn't give a fuck about anyone and say to her "I am a huge fan of all your movies and I especially liked you in Transformers". I will then ask for her autograph and if she looks at me in a dumbfounded way I will say that I thought she was actually Megan Fox. I will conclude by telling her that if she can't give me a Megan Fox autograph then she can at least give me her number.

Does this sound like a brilliant plan to you comrade?

[Comrade Exile]

should have walked up to her

You are probably right and my problem has always been that I lack sufficient fortitude and tenacity to actually approach girls and this is a tragic irony of fate since I am otherwise a man of tremendous physical courage who could be deployed on the most daring and dangerous missions undertaken by the Mujahedeen in furtherance of their mission of spreading Sharia.

I have actually conceived of a plan of action that I intend to implement the next time I am in the gym which will likely be next weekend. In addition to taking my usual pre-workout stimulant, I shall take .5 mgs of Xanax for which I have a prescription so as to diminish my inherent trepidation. I am going to walk up to her like a strong, courageous and maximally powerful man who doesn't give a fuck about anyone and say to her "I am a huge fan of all your movies and I especially liked you in Transformers". I will then ask for her autograph and if she looks at me in a dumbfounded way I will say that I thought she was actually Megan Fox. I will conclude by telling her that if she can't give me a Megan Fox autograph then she can at least give me her number.

Does this sound like a brilliant plan to you comrade?

most certainly

[Vincent]

as I never know what to say to these cunts or how to even initiate conversation with them.

Here is the trick: Don't practice with Megan Fox. Practice with a lower tier foid, so that when the high tier foid comes around, you're prepared.

[Darth_aurelius]

as I never know what to say to these cunts or how to even initiate conversation with them.

Here is the trick: Don't practice with Megan Fox. Practice with a lower tier foid, so that when the high tier foid comes around, you're prepared.

That is good advice comrade and I actually just implemented it this afternoon and was able to get some hot black girl to give me her number after impressing her with my natural charisma, eloquent speech and toned, muscular, Beowulf like physique.

[Vincent]

as I never know what to say to these cunts or how to even initiate conversation with them.

Here is the trick: Don't practice with Megan Fox. Practice with a lower tier foid, so that when the high tier foid comes around, you're prepared.

That is good advice comrade and I actually just implemented it this afternoon and was able to get some hot black girl to give me her number after impressing her with my natural charisma, eloquent speech and toned, muscular, Beowulf like physique.

How did it go?

[Darth_aurelius]

Here is the trick: Don't practice with Megan Fox. Practice with a lower tier foid, so that when the high tier foid comes around, you're prepared.

That is good advice comrade and I actually just implemented it this afternoon and was able to get some hot black girl to give me her number after impressing her with my natural charisma, eloquent speech and toned, muscular, Beowulf like physique.

How did it go?

It didn't. I went to the gym both on Friday and then again today fully anticipating that Megan Fox would be there and ready to implement my ingenuous plan of action but alas, she wasn't there. Probably on some trip to Cabo with some rich jew faggot simp. I shall make a second attempt next weekend and hope that she is there and not already enamored with jew wealth.

[Vincent]

That is good advice comrade and I actually just implemented it this afternoon and was able to get some hot black girl to give me her number after impressing her with my natural charisma, eloquent speech and toned, muscular, Beowulf like physique.

How did it go?

It didn't. I went to the gym both on Friday and then again today fully anticipating that Megan Fox would be there and ready to implement my ingenuous plan of action but alas, she wasn't there. Probably on some trip to Cabo with some rich jew faggot simp. I shall make a second attempt next weekend and hope that she is there and not already enamored with jew wealth.

What about that black women? You seem to like black foids. Why not try with her for a bit?

[Darth_aurelius]

How did it go?

It didn't. I went to the gym both on Friday and then again today fully anticipating that Megan Fox would be there and ready to implement my ingenuous plan of action but alas, she wasn't there. Probably on some trip to Cabo with some rich jew faggot simp. I shall make a second attempt next weekend and hope that she is there and not already enamored with jew wealth.

What about that black women? You seem to like niggelets. Why not try with her for a bit?

She is no niglet, she has very light skin, "white" facial features, a hot, very fit and toned body and nice hair. And as luck would have it, I am taking her out to dinner tomorrow night at a fine dining establishment near my parents house. I expect to fuck it up with my autism but am going to Xanax-max before and see how it goes. As a natural alpha male with extreme high iq, physical strength and Hitlerian charisma, I deserve to live the rest of my life with lavish sexual satisfaction from exquisite stacy's for compensation of a lifetime of inceldom. I will report my experience here later this week.