Important promotion announcement

[Darth_aurelius]

Comrades,

After having been scrupulously vetted and successfully negotiating a rigorous interview process with our hiring committee, the HQ staff has recommended that the user Angel be appointed to the position of Operations Manager. Angel brings a wealth of real world knowledge and experience to our movement and has been a dedicated member of the incelosphere for many years now. He has achieved particular renowned in a variety of incel forums for both his clarity of thought and his cunning wit.

He will serve in this senior leadership position and will provide guidance, direction and oversight to our HQ staff while working in collaboration with both the commanding officer and the chief of staff in formulating and implementing our strategic organizational vision. In addition to this appointment, Angel is hereby promoted to the rank of Staff Sergeant and inducted in to the elite and venerable ranks of the IPF.

Please congratulate our comrade on his personal achievements.

[General Alek]

that was quick

[General Alek]

not so long ago you were threatening to dox him

[Darth_aurelius]

that was quick

He is the right man at the right time for the right job as it were. And as I said above, he has a proven record of outstanding and memorable contributions to the incelosphere as well as an obvious aptitude for leadership and the sort of personal discretion which this position requires. The HQ staff is confident that our new Operations Manager will live up to the highest standards of both the IPF and the movement more generally and will add vibrancy, vitality and intellectual vigor to our highest echelons of leadership.

[Darth_aurelius]

not so long ago you were threatening to dox him

He isn't the same person as the notorious and much despised admin of .is and all I can say is that he is a man of considerable ability, talent, education and resourcefulness whom I have known for many months. He will be changing his user name very soon to alleviate this confusion.

[General Alek]

not so long ago you were threatening to dox him

He isn't the same person as the notorious and much despised admin of .is and all I can say is that he is a man of considerable ability, talent, education and resourcefulness whom I have known for many months. He will be changing his user name very soon to alleviate this confusion.

I know, It was a joke

but it might be questionable to allow such a tacky bullshitter a senior leadership position

[Angel]

not so long ago you were threatening to dox him

He isn't the same person as the notorious and much despised admin of .is and all I can say is that he is a man of considerable ability, talent, education and resourcefulness whom I have known for many months. He will be changing his user name very soon to alleviate this confusion.

I know, It was a joke

but it might be questionable to allow such a tacky bullshitter a senior leadership position

Comrade Alek, you already have a leadership position, so there is clearly some precedent for allowing tacky bullshitters into leadership positions. You are not the right person to raise such objections.

Now stop this in-fighting, and let us focus on solidarity as the vanguard of the incel movement.

Imagine if Anakin, instead of killing the Younglings and orchestrating Order 66, had instead just made trite battle-raps aimed at Darth Sidious. This would make a mockery of the quest for a Galactic Empire, and would not further the struggle. As we, like St. Elliot, seek to carry out our rise to power in the manner of the Revenge of the Sith, it would be unfitting to reduce ourselves to merely a bitchy scene from Mean Girls.

We must unite to further the cause of incel liberation!

Incel Power

[Darth_aurelius]

not so long ago you were threatening to dox him

He isn't the same person as the notorious and much despised admin of .is and all I can say is that he is a man of considerable ability, talent, education and resourcefulness whom I have known for many months. He will be changing his user name very soon to alleviate this confusion.

I know, It was a joke

but it might be questionable to allow such a tacky bullshitter a senior leadership position

Believe me when I tell you comrade that I had the very same concern which you just articulated above but he categorically disabused me of whatever lingering trepidation I had about recommending him for this important appointment. As you know from my own rather colorful history on .is, I am not above engaging in and even indulging in quasi-larping and edge lordmaxxing from time to time as it serves to confer tangible street cred upon me and likewise appeals to the sensibilities of a particular demographic whose support we can use.

[Angel]

Thank you for honouring me with this position, Führer, and I shall perform it to the best of my abilities.

I am glad to serve the great cause of incel liberation.

The IPF shall prevail inshallah

[Darth_aurelius]

Thank you for honouring me with this position, Führer, and I shall perform it to the best of my abilities.

I am glad to serve the great cause of incel liberation.

The IPF shall prevail inshallah

You are most welcome comrade. I made a concerted effort to personally identify you and then recommend you to my fellow staff members in our HQ unit for this position, both on the basis of the high regard I have for your apparent mastery of the language which means so much to both of us as well as for your clarity of thought. I have great confidence in your abilities and am certain that you and I will together form the greatest and most dynamic duo since that of Darth Sidious and Lord Vader upon the latter's elevation to Sith Lord subsequent to his dismembering the nigger Windu.

[Mud Crab]

I thought the Master on this forum was a parody account ? No is disrespect intended .

[Darth_aurelius]

I thought the Master on this forum was a parody account ? No is disrespect intended .

While it is a parody of the real OG Master, that doesn't in any way detract from the outstanding qualities and personal merit of the individual who is behind the name. That notwithstanding, I did ask our comrade to consider changing his name here so as to avoid precisely the sort of confusion which his current profile name may elicit from some of our user base.

[General Alek]

I thought the Master on this forum was a parody account ? No is disrespect intended .

While it is a parody of the real OG Master, that doesn't in any way detract from the outstanding qualities and personal merit of the individual who is behind the name. That notwithstanding, I did ask our comrade to consider changing his name here so as to avoid precisely the sort of confusion which his current profile name may elicit from some of our user base.

this crab himself is worthy of the ILM I must comment

[Darth_aurelius]

I thought the Master on this forum was a parody account ? No is disrespect intended .

While it is a parody of the real OG Master, that doesn't in any way detract from the outstanding qualities and personal merit of the individual who is behind the name. That notwithstanding, I did ask our comrade to consider changing his name here so as to avoid precisely the sort of confusion which his current profile name may elicit from some of our user base.

this crab himself is worthy of the ILM I must comment

Per my previous adumbration of the criteria for admittance to the several constituent organizational echelons which comprise our movement:

What follows will be an annotated list of the three constituent forums and real-world organizational components of the Men’s Rights Movement which includes their purpose, the eligibility requirements for admittance to each and other information.

International Brotherhood of Men (IBM): This is our entry level forum and is the virtual counterpart to what we ultimately envision will be the primary foundational unit of our revolutionary political movement. In order to be admitted to the IBM, a member must avow that they are not a female, a member of the lgbtq community, a person of Jewish ancestry, a law enforcement officer or anyone who is opposed to the ideology of Men’s Rights.

Incel Liberation Movement (ILM): This is the next highest echelon of our movement and is dedicated to focusing exclusively on the advancement and vindication of the rights of incel men, whereas the IBM is predominantly committed to advancing the rights of men more generally. Membership in the forum component of the ILM is predicated on either the achievement of personal merit by way of reaching the 100-post threshold or per the discretion of either the commanding officer of the IPF or the chief of staff of the IPF and on the basis of extraordinary personal qualities which make the candidate for ILM admittance of special value to the movement as a whole.

Incel Protection Force (IPF): This is the vanguard of the incel revolution and the most elite and venerable organization within the entire incelosphere. The IPF is structured in accordance with paramilitary protocols and employs the use of military rank and insignia to reinforce a rigid hierarchical command structure, utilizes black uniforms resembling those of the German SS and the Fedayeen Saddam to inspire fear in our enemies and a sense of esprit de corps in our men and is committed to providing physical security for both high ranking leaders of the men’s rights movement as well as safeguarding future real world political rallies and events. Admittance to the IPF is highly selective and only the most worthy candidates are inducted in to its exclusive ranks. Advancement to IPF status within the forums is determined by the commanding officer in consultation with the chief of staff. Relevant considerations include the longevity of a candidate’s service to the movement, personal merit as evidenced by engagement with the forums (qualitative and quantitative assessments of post history), loyalty and fidelity to one’s brothers in arms, any specialized skills which may confer particular utility function on the candidate and, in exceptional cases, having significant personal influence within the larger incelosphere.