parasocial bros are "the zombie apocalypse"

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Parasocial bros are the undead. Because they perfected the idea of existing without living. The bodies of these parasocial gollums are still warm but their souls are clocked by ecelebs and nonexistent ghosts of the internet. The dead does not walk on the earth (not yet), for now they live donating on patreon to the various zombiecelebs on the internet, listening to nick fuentes learning the wisdom from memes.

Classic zombies from hollywood consensus media are after human brains, which is also similar with these normie zombies, they want to eat knowledge using memes. Meme = illusion of knowledge. Eating memes means eating brain.

They think "If I donate again, surely they’ll say my username correctly this time", they chant catchphrases like "praise jesus" or "convert or die" or "say jesus is lord" on the internet. Soon they will be offline harassing people calling them "jews", these will be the zombies we will have to destroy in the near future.

These zombies with a bank account are generatin the collapse of civilization donating to ghosts on the internet. Moaning and babbling some mixture of memes and "bro she liked my comments once" and simping foids on personal blogs. Not dead, not alive, they are the true zombie apocalypse we were waiting for.

I hope you bought all the alex jones survival kits in time, and also the cold steel blades and the colt revolver.