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Back in the summer of last year a few months prior to joining this forum I was at a bar somewhere on the East Coast of the US when I overheard the bartender telling one of the other customers that he encountered a rattle snake in his backyard and he had to call animal control to take it away. He could not annihilate it on its own because it is a protected species.
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SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 31 Jan 2026, 11:11 Back in the summer of last year a few months prior to joining this forum I was at a bar somewhere on the East Coast of the US when I overheard the bartender telling one of the other customers that he encountered a rattle snake in his backyard and he had to call animal control to take it away. He could not annihilate it on its own because it is a protected species.

That may actually be a true story as I know that the criteria for establishing whether a species is endangered or not does not take into consideration its inherent dangerousness to human beings. This is true for certain species of bear in North America as well as various types of big cats (e.g., mountain lions, lynx, clouded leopard, snow leopard, etc.). I personally have slaughtered several snakes by way of shotgun blasts which eviscerated their entire loathsome bodies, stomping on their heads with my steel toed IPF and SS officers jack boots and beating them to death with sticks, clubs and other instrumentalities of brutality against such foul creatures that are so reminiscent and evocative of jews.
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Darth_aurelius wrote: 31 Jan 2026, 11:18
SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 31 Jan 2026, 11:11 Back in the summer of last year a few months prior to joining this forum I was at a bar somewhere on the East Coast of the US when I overheard the bartender telling one of the other customers that he encountered a rattle snake in his backyard and he had to call animal control to take it away. He could not annihilate it on its own because it is a protected species.

That may actually be a true story as I know that the criteria for establishing whether a species is endangered or not does not take into consideration its inherent dangerousness to human beings. This is true for certain species of bear in North America as well as various types of big cats (e.g., mountain lions, lynx, clouded leopard, snow leopard, etc.). I personally have slaughtered several snakes by way of shotgun blasts which eviscerated their entire loathsome bodies, stomping on their heads with my steel toed IPF and SS officers jack boots and beating them to death with sticks, clubs and other instrumentalities of brutality against such foul creatures that are so reminiscent and evocative of jews.
You need to tell me more about your snake stories. I am surprised to see you actually had the courage to shoot snakes as there is a lot of snake phobia in the world. I thought snakes were extremely sharp and could instantly dodge a bullet coming towards them but it turns out they are not. Did you have any sense of fear when doing this? I am asking because snakes are generally considered to be extremely dangerous animals and it is fair to say most people would rather call animal control and let them handle such an animal rather than taking matters into their own hands.

Once in a blue moon a bear comes into my neighborhood as it drifts too far away from it's home in the woods which is a bit of a distance away. They send out a public safety alert and tell everyone to stay inside keep your kids inside until they catch the bear. They have animal control actively looking for it and don't stop until they catch it.

The other animals you mentioned are not in my area and reside far away from my area.
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SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 31 Jan 2026, 12:39
Darth_aurelius wrote: 31 Jan 2026, 11:18
SonOfElliotRodger wrote: 31 Jan 2026, 11:11 Back in the summer of last year a few months prior to joining this forum I was at a bar somewhere on the East Coast of the US when I overheard the bartender telling one of the other customers that he encountered a rattle snake in his backyard and he had to call animal control to take it away. He could not annihilate it on its own because it is a protected species.

That may actually be a true story as I know that the criteria for establishing whether a species is endangered or not does not take into consideration its inherent dangerousness to human beings. This is true for certain species of bear in North America as well as various types of big cats (e.g., mountain lions, lynx, clouded leopard, snow leopard, etc.). I personally have slaughtered several snakes by way of shotgun blasts which eviscerated their entire loathsome bodies, stomping on their heads with my steel toed IPF and SS officers jack boots and beating them to death with sticks, clubs and other instrumentalities of brutality against such foul creatures that are so reminiscent and evocative of jews.
You need to tell me more about your snake stories. I am surprised to see you actually had the courage to shoot snakes as there is a lot of snake phobia in the world. I thought snakes were extremely sharp and could instantly dodge a bullet coming towards them but it turns out they are not. Did you have any sense of fear when doing this? I am asking because snakes are generally considered to be extremely dangerous animals and it is fair to say most people would rather call animal control and let them handle such an animal rather than taking matters into their own hands.

Once in a blue moon a bear comes into my neighborhood as it drifts too far away from it's home in the woods which is a bit of a distance away. They send out a public safety alert and tell everyone to stay inside keep your kids inside until they catch the bear. They have animal control actively looking for it and don't stop until they catch it.

The other animals you mentioned are not in my area and reside far away from my area.

I have spent a great deal of time in the forests of the Midwestern United States and grew up in an area which was adjacent to a large nature preserve of sorts which featured many acres of pristine wilderness. I also acquired considerable wilderness survival training and experience from both my time in the military as well as in the Michigan Militia which has enhanced my ability to navigate and negotiate the various dangers that are intrinsic to such desolate places.

As for my encounters with snakes, they have mostly been of the sort which did not present any danger to me personally as I have a fairly good understanding of the physical characteristics and capabilities of the various sub-species of snake that happens to be indigenous to my home state, only one of which is actually venomous. Most snakes are very reclusive animals and will attempt to retreat or seek shelter when they observe human beings within their habitat. This is a sort of axiomatic rule that is ubiquitous to the entire species itself and is equally true of the most harmless types of garter snakes as well as those which have more fearsome reputations such as Mamba's, Tiger Snakes and Taipans.

My several encounters with snakes included a Blue Racer type of snake which I beat to death with a large stick as it crossed the road in front of me somewhere in northern Michigan, a large Milk Snake that I shot many times using a pellet rifle when I was a young lad and a black snake of unknown classification which I blasted with buckshot from a 20 gauge shotgun.
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