However, today as I was driving home from the gym, I noticed something alarming. My car started honking out of nowhere nonstop for 5 minutes. It’s been honking on its own for the past month or so, and I believe it’s the CIA / the deep state targeting me and hacking my car. This time it was honking longer than normal. Several minutes nonstop. Normally it only honks for a few seconds.
But that’s not the worst part, make my car horn honk ok whatever it’s not the end of the world. Bruh they shut off my car in the middle of an intersection with a green light I had to turn on my emergency signals. Shit crazy bruh. I was wondering if I would have to call a tow truck.
Now it’s obvious it’s not a regular car malfunction but the CIA / Illuminati / deep state hacking my car to fuck with me individually on a personal level. Shit crazy bruh. I’m not sure if the reason is cause I was being a conspiracy theorist and snitching on them earlier in the day or if cause I was pulling chicks or both. Shit crazy bruh this is what I got to deal with in real life.
My car felt like it went out of gear in the intersection the brakes damn near stopped working so did the acceleration. I had to use my e brake and switch to park and shut it off and turn it back on again. This happened at least 3 times on my way home from the gym today. I’ve heard rumors of the CIA hacking people’s cars but I never thought it would happen to me in real life. Shit crazy bruh. Y’all stay alert and keep your head on a swivel. The CIA wants to murder law abiding American citizens who speak out against the matrix and the deep state’s agenda.

