Nonsense Megathread

[VH911]

is general grievous an incel

In the context of
Star Wars lore, General Grievous does not fit the definition of an "incel" (involuntary celibate). His character motivations are rooted in war, loss, and physical transformation rather than sexual frustration or hatred of women.
1. Romantic History
In the established Star Wars Legends continuity, Grievous (originally named Qymaen jai Sheelal) had a deep, non-celibate relationship.

Ronderu lij Kummar: Sheelal was a legendary warrior on his home planet, Kalee, and shared a profound romantic and warrior bond with Ronderu lij Kummar.
Impact of Loss: Her death at the hands of the Huk (an insectoid species) was the primary catalyst for his descent into darkness and his name change to "Grievous," signifying his eternal mourning.

2. Character Motivation
His hatred is focused on the Jedi Order and the Galactic Republic, not on a specific gender or social group.

Political Grievance: He blamed the Jedi for siding with the Huk during the "Huk War," which led to the starvation and devastation of his people.
Cybernetic Transformation: His transformation into a cyborg was an attempt to become more powerful than the Jedi, fueled by personal trauma and manipulation by Count Dooku and the Sith.

3. Modern Internet Usage
While the term "incel" is sometimes used loosely in online fan communities to insult "toxic" behavior or characters they find pathetic, there is no canonical evidence supporting this label for Grievous. Within the story, he is portrayed as a war hero turned warlord and cyborg commander.

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[VH911]

is darth aurelius an incel?

"Darth Aurelius" is not a canonical
Star Wars character; he primarily exists as a fan-made character (OC) or in fan fiction. Because he is not part of the official lore, he cannot be definitively labeled an "incel" in a canonical sense.
1. Who is Darth Aurelius?
In fan fiction, such as the Jedi Sith (ADI) Wiki, Darth Aurelius is depicted as:

Sembaro Ren-zar: A human/Umbaran hybrid who grew up as a "street boy" on Tatooine.
Motivations: His primary character arc involves a personal vendetta against a rival named Theriphos, who became a Jedi.
Status: He is portrayed as a Sith mercenary and a dark side user, with no specific mention of "incel" traits or involuntary celibacy.

2. Historical & Cultural Context
The confusion may stem from two external sources often linked to "Darth Aurelius" in online discussions:

Marcus Aurelius (Real History): The Roman Emperor and Stoic philosopher. While some modern "incel" or "red pill" communities have co-opted Stoicism, Marcus Aurelius himself was a married man with children and expressed deep love for his wife, Faustina.
Darth Atrius (Canon): A minor Sith Lord whose rage-infected lightsabers appeared in 2018's Star Wars comics. He is not "Darth Aurelius" and has no lore suggesting he was an incel.

In summary, there is no official Star Wars character by this name, and the fan-created versions do not typically include "incel" as a defining trait.
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[VH911]

is Chewbacca an incel?

In the context of both
Star Wars Canon and Legends lore, Chewbacca is not an incel (involuntary celibate). He is a married man with a family.
1. Marital and Family Status
Chewbacca has a long-established romantic history and family life:

Wife: He is married to a female Wookiee named Mallatobuck (often called Malla). *(brutal dogpill here)*
Son: He has a son named Lumpawaroo (nicknamed Lumpy or Waroo).
Father: His father, Attichitcuk (Itchy), is also a prominent part of his family lore.

2. Origins and Development
His family was first introduced in the 1978 Star Wars Holiday Special, which focused on Chewbacca attempting to return to his home planet, Kashyyyk, to celebrate "Life Day" with them.
While the Holiday Special is often considered non-canon (Legends), the characters of Malla and Lumpawaroo have been officially integrated into the modern Disney Star Wars Canon. For example, the Aftermath trilogy of novels (canon) depicts Chewbacca rescuing his wife and son from an Imperial labor camp on Kashyyyk after the Battle of Endor.
3. Romantic History
In Legends material, Chewbacca's marriage was the result of a traditional Wookiee courtship. He even fought an honor duel against a rival suitor, Tojjevvuk, to win Malla's hand.
Chewbacca is often away from his family due to his life debt to Han Solo and his commitment to the Rebel Alliance, but this separation is voluntary and duty-bound rather than a result of being unable to form romantic connections.



did Chewbacca have sex with princess leia, because of the dog pill?

No,
Chewbacca and Princess Leia did not have a sexual relationship in any Star Wars canon or Legends material. Their relationship is strictly platonic and built on mutual respect and loyalty as war heroes and friends.
The "dog pill" is a derogatory internet meme originating from "incel" subcultures that falsely claims women prefer animals over men. This concept has no basis in Star Wars lore or character development.
Context of Their Relationship:

Family Status: Chewbacca is a married man with a wife, Malla, and a son, Lumpy. In both Legends and Canon, he remains devoted to his family and his life-debt to Han Solo.
Relationship with Leia: Leia initially dismissed Chewbacca as a "walking carpet," but they grew into a tight-knit team. Following Han Solo's death in The Force Awakens, they shared their grief through a deep, platonic embrace.
Internet Rumors: While perverted speculation and memes exist in fringe online spaces, these are not reflected in official media or serious literary analysis of the franchise.

[VH911]

is the user "massimo" from mensrights.space an incel or an fakecel?

Determining whether the user "Massimo" from
mensrights.space (the forum for the International Brotherhood of Men) is an "incel" or a "fakecel" involves analyzing his self-identified status within that community's specific terminology.
Massimo's Stance and Claims
Based on forum activity and public posts:

Self-Identification: Massimo is a highly active user who has engaged in discussions about the "inherent incel truth".
Terminology: In these communities, a fakecel is someone who claims to be an incel but is perceived by others as having the potential for sexual or romantic success (e.g., they have had past relationships or are considered "conventionally" attractive enough to succeed).
Community Role: Massimo holds various community recognition "ribbons" and "awards" for his high level of posting and engagement (over 495 posts as of late 2024), suggesting he is a core member of the forum's subculture rather than an outsider.

Incel vs. Fakecel Debate
Whether he is a "fakecel" is often a matter of debate among other users on such forums, who frequently use the term to gatekeep the "truecel" (true incel) status.

Arguments for "Incel": He frequently discusses blackpill-aligned concepts, such as the inevitability of rejection based on genetic or social factors.
Arguments for "Fakecel": On forums like mensrights.space, users who demonstrate high social competence, leadership roles, or who "ascend" (gain a partner) are often accused of being fakecels by those who believe "true" inceldom is an immutable state of total social exclusion.

In summary, while Massimo identifies with the "incel truth" and is a fixture of that community, the label of "fakecel" is a subjective slur used within those circles to question the authenticity of his struggle.
@Massimo

[VH911]

will "darth aurelius" succeed in his incel revolution and become the next president of the United states?

"Darth Aurelius" is an internet personality associated with marginal "incel" subcultures and the "International People's Front"
. There is no factual evidence that he is a viable political candidate or that his "revolution" has achieved any mainstream success.
Status and Political Standing

Lack of Candidacy: Darth Aurelius is not a recognized candidate for the 2028 U.S. Presidential Election. Major parties and credible third-party candidates are tracked by organizations like Ballotpedia.
Incel Subculture: His activities are confined to niche online forums where he is occasionally cited for his "service" to the "incel revolution". These groups do not have the political infrastructure or public support necessary to win a national election.
Reported Inactivity: Online forum posts from May 2024 have even claimed he is no longer active or referenced him with "R.I.P.".

Presidential Context
Following the 2024 election of Donald Trump, the next presidential race is scheduled for November 7, 2028. Current discussions regarding that race focus on established governors and national political figures rather than online subculture personalities.

@Darth_aurelius is this true?

[Darth_aurelius]

will "darth aurelius" succeed in his incel revolution and become the next president of the United states?

"Darth Aurelius" is an internet personality associated with marginal "incel" subcultures and the "International People's Front"
. There is no factual evidence that he is a viable political candidate or that his "revolution" has achieved any mainstream success.
Status and Political Standing

Lack of Candidacy: Darth Aurelius is not a recognized candidate for the 2028 U.S. Presidential Election. Major parties and credible third-party candidates are tracked by organizations like Ballotpedia.
Incel Subculture: His activities are confined to niche online forums where he is occasionally cited for his "service" to the "incel revolution". These groups do not have the political infrastructure or public support necessary to win a national election.
Reported Inactivity: Online forum posts from May 2024 have even claimed he is no longer active or referenced him with "R.I.P.".

Presidential Context
Following the 2024 election of Donald Trump, the next presidential race is scheduled for November 7, 2028. Current discussions regarding that race focus on established governors and national political figures rather than online subculture personalities.

@Darth_aurelius is this true?

Is what part of that statement true?

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