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[General Alek]

Disgusting evil from a disgusting jew

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2011/ju ... ion-debate

[General Alek]

Disgusting evil from a disgusting jew

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2011/ju ... ion-debate

@Darth_aurelius Get a load of this

[Darth_aurelius]

Disgusting evil from a disgusting jew

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2011/ju ... ion-debate

@Darth_aurelius Get a load of this

I don't have time to read an article that features two niggers from Africa at the top of the page. Just summarize it in two sentences or less.

[Darth_aurelius]

@SonOfElliotRodger I'm going to recommend your promotion at our command HQ voice meeting tomorrow

Thank you so much. I would be honored to accept a promotion if everyone agrees.

There's no good reason they shouldn't

Its only promotion to yellowcel

Now the promotion after that is to redcel, which is harder to get

With all due respect, I suggest you refamiliarize your esteemed self with our internal promotional guidelines which are very explicit regarding the prerequisites for advancement to both ILM Comrade status and especially IPF Soldier status. We will discuss the motion more thoroughly tomorrow though and I do want to make clear that while I personally respect this comrade, we all must be beholden to the rules which govern this great revolutionary enterprise.

[General Alek]

Thank you so much. I would be honored to accept a promotion if everyone agrees.

There's no good reason they shouldn't

Its only promotion to yellowcel

Now the promotion after that is to redcel, which is harder to get

With all due respect, I suggest you refamiliarize your esteemed self with our internal promotional guidelines which are very explicit regarding the prerequisites for advancement to both ILM Comrade status and especially IPF Soldier status. We will discuss the motion more thoroughly tomorrow though and I do want to make clear that while I personally respect this comrade, we all must be beholden to the rules which govern this great revolutionary enterprise.

Yes sir

Though it is worth noting that people with lower postcounts than this comrade have received yellow promotions before

[General Alek]

Disgusting evil from a disgusting jew

https://www.theguardian.com/law/2011/ju ... ion-debate

@Darth_aurelius Get a load of this

I don't have time to read an article that features two niggers from Africa at the top of the page. Just summarize it in two sentences or less.

Its a jewish lawyer arguing that circumcision shouldn't be banned

Arguing that there isn't enough scientific evidence that sexually mutilating a male infant without any consent does him harm

And he does it all from a leftist media outlet

This guy is worse than a paedophile, no wonder the leftists like him

[Darth_aurelius]

There's no good reason they shouldn't

Its only promotion to yellowcel

Now the promotion after that is to redcel, which is harder to get

With all due respect, I suggest you refamiliarize your esteemed self with our internal promotional guidelines which are very explicit regarding the prerequisites for advancement to both ILM Comrade status and especially IPF Soldier status. We will discuss the motion more thoroughly tomorrow though and I do want to make clear that while I personally respect this comrade, we all must be beholden to the rules which govern this great revolutionary enterprise.

Yes sir

Though it is worth noting that people with lower postcounts than this comrade have received yellow promotions before

Yes but we formerly implemented a much more liberal and less rigorous policy that resulted in the conferral of honors that were undeserved by individuals who then became inactive or very nearly so. Consider the many former IPF Soldiers who I had to personally defenestrate and remove from the roster due to dereliction of duty.

[General Alek]

With all due respect, I suggest you refamiliarize your esteemed self with our internal promotional guidelines which are very explicit regarding the prerequisites for advancement to both ILM Comrade status and especially IPF Soldier status. We will discuss the motion more thoroughly tomorrow though and I do want to make clear that while I personally respect this comrade, we all must be beholden to the rules which govern this great revolutionary enterprise.

Yes sir

Though it is worth noting that people with lower postcounts than this comrade have received yellow promotions before

Yes but we formerly implemented a much more liberal and less rigorous policy that resulted in the conferral of honors that were undeserved by individuals who then became inactive or very nearly so. Consider the many former IPF Soldiers who I had to personally defenestrate and remove from the roster due to dereliction of duty.

Ah yeah, you might want to change the reds who haven't been active in months to yellows

[Darth_aurelius]

Yes sir

Though it is worth noting that people with lower postcounts than this comrade have received yellow promotions before

Yes but we formerly implemented a much more liberal and less rigorous policy that resulted in the conferral of honors that were undeserved by individuals who then became inactive or very nearly so. Consider the many former IPF Soldiers who I had to personally defenestrate and remove from the roster due to dereliction of duty.

Ah yeah, you might want to change the reds who haven't been active in months to yellows

I've already done that for certain individuals whose absence is prolonged and whose insubordination or dereliction of duty is conspicuous. Also, I have adjudicated an intermediate form of punishment whereby IPF Soldiers who swore their Oath of Loyalty in the Thread of the Oaths were degraded in rank to recruit status but still permitted to retain the dignity of the blood red color of the IPF.

[SonOfElliotRodger]

It's good to be back my friend.

Still feeling good about the tight feminine handshake?

@SonOfElliotRodger I'm going to recommend your promotion at our command HQ voice meeting tomorrow

Yes I still feel good about that tight feminine handshake. Sorry I did not see that before.

[SonOfElliotRodger]

@SonOfElliotRodger I'm going to recommend your promotion at our command HQ voice meeting tomorrow

Thank you so much. I would be honored to accept a promotion if everyone agrees.

There's no good reason they shouldn't

Its only promotion to yellowcel

Now the promotion after that is to redcel, which is harder to get

I will be happy to be promoted to yellowcel. Any word on the status of it?

[Darth_aurelius]

Thank you so much. I would be honored to accept a promotion if everyone agrees.

There's no good reason they shouldn't

Its only promotion to yellowcel

Now the promotion after that is to redcel, which is harder to get

I will be happy to be promoted to yellowcel. Any word on the status of it?

We appreciate your interest in advancing within our movement comrade. There are objective advancement criteria set forth in a thread that I created many months ago and which is pinned here in the general IBM forums. As you are likely aware, this is as pure a meritocracy as can ever actually be implemented and I am personally committed to ensuring that individuals selected for advancement, commendations or promotions are genuinely qualified on the basis of objective performance metrics. We will be convening for our weekly staff briefing on our secure element server this afternoon and will discuss you own eligibility for ILM Comrade status at that time.

[General Alek]

Thank you so much. I would be honored to accept a promotion if everyone agrees.

There's no good reason they shouldn't

Its only promotion to yellowcel

Now the promotion after that is to redcel, which is harder to get

I will be happy to be promoted to yellowcel. Any word on the status of it?

The command HQ will be meeting in 3 hours

Your fate will be decided then