As some comrades will undoubtedly be aware, either by virtue of their own personal anecdotal experiences or by way of the horrifying tales told by gymmaxxing incels such as myself, spending any time at a local fitness facility imposes considerable psychological and emotional liabilities on sexless, socially isolated men such as us. Allow me to regale you all with one such story that happened to me this afternoon.
Today I returned to my gym after an involuntary work related two week hiatus and was initially gratified to see that the parking lot was relatively empty in comparison to the typical high volume of vehicles that are found there. Upon entering into the facility however, I was both disgusted and aghast to see that while there were few normies working out, two of the hottest MILF tier foids whom I occasionally observe at this particular gym were using one of the Smith machines to perform what I can only describe as "sexercises" by way of thrusting their well defined and immaculately proportioned hips against the weighted bar, no doubt as a training regimen to better prepare themselves for receiving chads throbbing cock.
As these two raven-haired, ass tight yoga pants wearing Chaldean Persian princesses continued to distract and disgust me in equal measure with their whorish antics and their deplorable lack of public decency, a tall, blonde, musclemaxxed youthful looking chad tier guy strode over to them with great confidence and immediately began to engage in the sort of banal banter which constitutes approximately 99.9999% of all normie discourse.
While I maintained a minimum safe distance from these harlots, lest I contract some foul disease from their aerosolized breath, I was able to overhear some of the conversation and surmised that the afore mentioned blonde chad was complimenting these skanks on their perfectly executed pelvic thrust movements in furtherance of enhancing their whorish charms. The two sluts repaid chads compliment by looking lustfully upon his bulging biceps and saying something which was inaudible to me but was likely some sort of sexual innuendo based on chads approbation and generally gleeful response.
Finally and after about 3 minutes of observing this utterly torturous scene of depravity play out in a public venue, my internalized disgust and personal rage became so overpowering that I went into the heavy free weight room and unleashed the full power of my dark side energy upon some extremely heavy dumbbells. While I will no doubt suffer severe emotional distress and possibly even permanent post traumatic stress from this ghastly experience, I at least was able to use my unadulterated, Sith lord like rage as a means of personal empowerment and in furtherance of becoming an even more renowned and fearsome incel revolutionary Mujahedeen warrior.
More rage fuel at the gym today
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ovER for gymcels
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Never even began tbh. Though I would add that you would very likely not have experienced the same magnitude of disconsolation as I did today since the women who most gymmaxxed chads lust after and covet are almost invariably the same morphological archetype as my hot ex-beauty pageant, Miss America winning cousin.
The two Chaldean princesses of Persia that this chad was impressing with his bulging biceps (and possibly his bulging cock) were both extremely fit, svelte, with long black hair and looked like Middle Eastern versions of pre-plastic surgery Megan Fox. In your case and perhaps mercifully so for you, I have yet to find the gigachad who will covet landwhale adjacent fatties so you will be spared this outrage.
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Also, are you looking forward to our staff briefing this afternoon comrade? You will finally be able to hold your head up high with the dignity and gravitas of an aristocratic English feudal lord now that you've been restored to the honor and power of the mighty staff sergeant rank.
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this is why i dont go to gym.... i will just rope seeing all thisDarth_aurelius wrote: 17 Sep 2025, 13:22 As some comrades will undoubtedly be aware, either by virtue of their own personal anecdotal experiences or by way of the horrifying tales told by gymmaxxing incels such as myself, spending any time at a local fitness facility imposes considerable psychological and emotional liabilities on sexless, socially isolated men such as us. Allow me to regale you all with one such story that happened to me this afternoon.
Today I returned to my gym after an involuntary work related two week hiatus and was initially gratified to see that the parking lot was relatively empty in comparison to the typical high volume of vehicles that are found there. Upon entering into the facility however, I was both disgusted and aghast to see that while there were few normies working out, two of the hottest MILF tier foids whom I occasionally observe at this particular gym were using one of the Smith machines to perform what I can only describe as "sexercises" by way of thrusting their well defined and immaculately proportioned hips against the weighted bar, no doubt as a training regimen to better prepare themselves for receiving chads throbbing cock.
As these two raven-haired, ass tight yoga pants wearing Chaldean Persian princesses continued to distract and disgust me in equal measure with their whorish antics and their deplorable lack of public decency, a tall, blonde, musclemaxxed youthful looking chad tier guy strode over to them with great confidence and immediately began to engage in the sort of banal banter which constitutes approximately 99.9999% of all normie discourse.
While I maintained a minimum safe distance from these harlots, lest I contract some foul disease from their aerosolized breath, I was able to overhear some of the conversation and surmised that the afore mentioned blonde chad was complimenting these skanks on their perfectly executed pelvic thrust movements in furtherance of enhancing their whorish charms. The two sluts repaid chads compliment by looking lustfully upon his bulging biceps and saying something which was inaudible to me but was likely some sort of sexual innuendo based on chads approbation and generally gleeful response.
Finally and after about 3 minutes of observing this utterly torturous scene of depravity play out in a public venue, my internalized disgust and personal rage became so overpowering that I went into the heavy free weight room and unleashed the full power of my dark side energy upon some extremely heavy dumbbells. While I will no doubt suffer severe emotional distress and possibly even permanent post traumatic stress from this ghastly experience, I at least was able to use my unadulterated, Sith lord like rage as a means of personal empowerment and in furtherance of becoming an even more renowned and fearsome incel revolutionary Mujahedeen warrior.
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Modern person don’t go to gym to exercise, they go there to take selfies, find someone to chitchat or to f*ck
Hypergamy is everywhere
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Tovarishcel wrote: 17 Sep 2025, 14:20this is why i dont go to gym.... i will just rope seeing all thisDarth_aurelius wrote: 17 Sep 2025, 13:22 As some comrades will undoubtedly be aware, either by virtue of their own personal anecdotal experiences or by way of the horrifying tales told by gymmaxxing incels such as myself, spending any time at a local fitness facility imposes considerable psychological and emotional liabilities on sexless, socially isolated men such as us. Allow me to regale you all with one such story that happened to me this afternoon.
Today I returned to my gym after an involuntary work related two week hiatus and was initially gratified to see that the parking lot was relatively empty in comparison to the typical high volume of vehicles that are found there. Upon entering into the facility however, I was both disgusted and aghast to see that while there were few normies working out, two of the hottest MILF tier foids whom I occasionally observe at this particular gym were using one of the Smith machines to perform what I can only describe as "sexercises" by way of thrusting their well defined and immaculately proportioned hips against the weighted bar, no doubt as a training regimen to better prepare themselves for receiving chads throbbing cock.
As these two raven-haired, ass tight yoga pants wearing Chaldean Persian princesses continued to distract and disgust me in equal measure with their whorish antics and their deplorable lack of public decency, a tall, blonde, musclemaxxed youthful looking chad tier guy strode over to them with great confidence and immediately began to engage in the sort of banal banter which constitutes approximately 99.9999% of all normie discourse.
While I maintained a minimum safe distance from these harlots, lest I contract some foul disease from their aerosolized breath, I was able to overhear some of the conversation and surmised that the afore mentioned blonde chad was complimenting these skanks on their perfectly executed pelvic thrust movements in furtherance of enhancing their whorish charms. The two sluts repaid chads compliment by looking lustfully upon his bulging biceps and saying something which was inaudible to me but was likely some sort of sexual innuendo based on chads approbation and generally gleeful response.
Finally and after about 3 minutes of observing this utterly torturous scene of depravity play out in a public venue, my internalized disgust and personal rage became so overpowering that I went into the heavy free weight room and unleashed the full power of my dark side energy upon some extremely heavy dumbbells. While I will no doubt suffer severe emotional distress and possibly even permanent post traumatic stress from this ghastly experience, I at least was able to use my unadulterated, Sith lord like rage as a means of personal empowerment and in furtherance of becoming an even more renowned and fearsome incel revolutionary Mujahedeen warrior.
If you ever require Mujahedeen or even Jihad fuel, I recommend you go to the gym as you will likely be inspired soon thereafter to board the next Aeroflot plane to Karachi, take a fine, vintage 1980's Mitsubishi panel van to the northern territories of Pakistan and join the blessed ranks of our brothers in Lashkar e-Taiba. Inshallah.
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Darth_aurelius wrote: 17 Sep 2025, 13:58
Also, are you looking forward to our staff briefing this afternoon comrade? You will finally be able to hold your head up high with the dignity and gravitas of an aristocratic English feudal lord now that you've been restored to the honor and power of the mighty staff sergeant rank.
Hope to be SFC by the end of the month ;)
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Supremo gentiluomo wrote: 17 Sep 2025, 14:21 Modern person don’t go to gym to exercise, they go there to take selfies, find someone to chitchat or to f*ck
Chads and Stacies go there to hook up with the hottest member of the opposite sex they can find, normies go there to socialize and incel Mujahedeen warriors go there to train, condition and acquire greater aptitude in furtherance of consummating the glorious incel revolution. Inshallah.
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General Alek wrote: 17 Sep 2025, 14:25Darth_aurelius wrote: 17 Sep 2025, 13:58
Also, are you looking forward to our staff briefing this afternoon comrade? You will finally be able to hold your head up high with the dignity and gravitas of an aristocratic English feudal lord now that you've been restored to the honor and power of the mighty staff sergeant rank.
Hope to be SFC by the end of the month ;)
Go forth and get more recruits. I want to see at least 3-4 new comrades join us every week. Do this and you shall be richly rewarded. Do it not, and everyone of you shall die this day (to quote the Chad Mel Gibson from Braveheart).
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