IPF Candidates

[Darth_aurelius]

ILM Comrades Massimo and Supreme Misogynist,

After extensive deliberation and circumspect consideration with and amongst the senior staff of the leadership of this movement, it has been decided that each of you is considered worthy of candidacy for admission into the elite and venerable ranks of the mighty Incel Protection Force (IPF). You have both demonstrated a high level of personal commitment to these forums through your consistent presence and likewise evinced qualitative and quantitative excellence in your many contributions to the development of our content. Your respectable join dates and high post counts further enhance your revolutionary bona fides.

Induction into the IPF is the highest honor that any incel man can presently achieve and is reserved only for those who have unequivocally proven themselves deserving of such a dignity. You will join a small, but incredibly elite band of brothers who are singularly committed to consummating our revolutionary objectives. You will also be afforded opportunities for rapid advancement as the leadership of our movement consists exclusively of serving members of the IPF.

While neither of you is obligated to accept this great honor that we have considered you worthy of and you may decline to join our ranks without being prejudiced, we sincerely hope that you will accept the offer and recognize that is it one which many aspire to but that very few ever attain. If you do wish to become formally inducted into the IPF we require three necessary prerequisites be satisfied and they are as follows:

1. Join our element servers if you have not already done so (PM myself through the forums for the join link).

2. Agree to renounce any association with other incel forums, although you may still maintain accounts on such forums for purposes of posting our propaganda and linking our url for new recruits.

3. Take the Oath of Loyalty which every member of the IPF that has gone before you has already sworn. You can either make an audio recording and post it in the thread that I will link below or, after joining element, arrange a swearing-in ceremony with either myself or my second in command, SGM Sumzero and we can administer the Oath personally.

I congratulate you both on your achievement and your selection for induction into the most elite, feared and universally respected fraternity of incel men in the world. I sincerely hope that you will accept our offer and I look forward to serving as your commanding officer. Incel Power!

Link to the dedicated IPF Oath taking thread: viewtopic.php?t=655

For the HQ Staff and in the name of Allah,

Darth Aurelius, J.D.
Captain, Commanding

@Sumzero
@Tovarishcel
@General Alek
@Massimo
@Supreme Misogynist

[Massimo]

Thanks it's nice to be recognized for being an incel and sexually lonely instead of being put down for it.

[General Alek]

Thanks it's nice to be recognized for being an incel and sexually lonely instead of being put down for it.

Why the hell would you need to be put down even more?

[Darth_aurelius]

Thanks it's nice to be recognized for being an incel and sexually lonely instead of being put down for it.

Of course and one of the primary objectives of the IBM and especially the IPF is to provide young, disenfranchised incel men with a sense of camaraderie, fraternity and solidarity by creating a band of brothers not dissimilar to the mighty men of the Mujahedeen. Please let me know whether you accept this great honor as you will then be required to satisfy the final three prerequisites for induction as I stipulated above.

[Massimo]

Thanks it's nice to be recognized for being an incel and sexually lonely instead of being put down for it.

Of course and one of the primary objectives of the IBM and especially the IPF is to provide young, disenfranchised incel men with a sense of camaraderie, fraternity and solidarity by creating a band of brothers not dissimilar to the mighty men of the Mujahedeen. Please let me know whether you accept this great honor as you will then be required to satisfy the final three prerequisites for induction as I stipulated above.

Yes I agree but how do I post audio ?

[General Alek]

Thanks it's nice to be recognized for being an incel and sexually lonely instead of being put down for it.

Of course and one of the primary objectives of the IBM and especially the IPF is to provide young, disenfranchised incel men with a sense of camaraderie, fraternity and solidarity by creating a band of brothers not dissimilar to the mighty men of the Mujahedeen. Please let me know whether you accept this great honor as you will then be required to satisfy the final three prerequisites for induction as I stipulated above.

Yes I agree but how do I post audio ?

Vocaroo

[VH911]

Thanks it's nice to be recognized for being an incel and sexually lonely instead of being put down for it.

Of course and one of the primary objectives of the IBM and especially the IPF is to provide young, disenfranchised incel men with a sense of camaraderie, fraternity and solidarity by creating a band of brothers not dissimilar to the mighty men of the Mujahedeen. Please let me know whether you accept this great honor as you will then be required to satisfy the final three prerequisites for induction as I stipulated above.

Yes I agree but how do I post audio ?

On Element

[Darth_aurelius]

Thanks it's nice to be recognized for being an incel and sexually lonely instead of being put down for it.

Of course and one of the primary objectives of the IBM and especially the IPF is to provide young, disenfranchised incel men with a sense of camaraderie, fraternity and solidarity by creating a band of brothers not dissimilar to the mighty men of the Mujahedeen. Please let me know whether you accept this great honor as you will then be required to satisfy the final three prerequisites for induction as I stipulated above.

Yes I agree but how do I post audio ?

As SS Alek has stated above, I use vocaroo which either allows for you to record directly using its own audio recording utility or to upload an audio file from your PC. I already linked the thread where you need to pledge your Oath of Loyalty above so at this point you will need to join element and either post the audio of your taking the Oath or arrange to be sworn in on element by either myself or my Sergeant Major, Sumzero.

And here is the link to vocaroo for your convenience: https://vocaroo.com/

[Massimo]

Of course and one of the primary objectives of the IBM and especially the IPF is to provide young, disenfranchised incel men with a sense of camaraderie, fraternity and solidarity by creating a band of brothers not dissimilar to the mighty men of the Mujahedeen. Please let me know whether you accept this great honor as you will then be required to satisfy the final three prerequisites for induction as I stipulated above.

Yes I agree but how do I post audio ?

As SS Alek has stated above, I use vocaroo which either allows for you to record directly using its own audio recording utility or to upload an audio file from your PC. I already linked the thread where you need to pledge your Oath of Loyalty above so at this point you will need to join element and either post the audio of your taking the Oath or arrange to be sworn in on element by either myself or my Sergeant Major, Sumzero.

And here is the link to vocaroo for your convenience: https://vocaroo.com/

Thanks I was having trouble there because I use a smartphone not a computer.

[VH911]

Yes I agree but how do I post audio ?

As SS Alek has stated above, I use vocaroo which either allows for you to record directly using its own audio recording utility or to upload an audio file from your PC. I already linked the thread where you need to pledge your Oath of Loyalty above so at this point you will need to join element and either post the audio of your taking the Oath or arrange to be sworn in on element by either myself or my Sergeant Major, Sumzero.

And here is the link to vocaroo for your convenience: https://vocaroo.com/

Thanks I was having trouble there because I use a smartphone not a computer.

smartphone is a computer

[Tovarishcel]

Yes I agree but how do I post audio ?

As SS Alek has stated above, I use vocaroo which either allows for you to record directly using its own audio recording utility or to upload an audio file from your PC. I already linked the thread where you need to pledge your Oath of Loyalty above so at this point you will need to join element and either post the audio of your taking the Oath or arrange to be sworn in on element by either myself or my Sergeant Major, Sumzero.

And here is the link to vocaroo for your convenience: https://vocaroo.com/

Thanks I was having trouble there because I use a smartphone not a computer.

You use our forum with phone? any issues?